As a guy what is your ideal fictional wife?

[Mitusia]

From my pov if I was a dude I would think toriel, yennefer and Lae'zel. They all would love me forever in different ways and 2 want kids even if one can't have any.

 

[Thrembolone]

Solar flare

 

[2chudded2care]

From my pov if I was a dude I would think toriel, yennefer and Lae'zel. They all would love me forever in different ways and 2 want kids even if one can't have any.

i cant think of any fictional people rn im too tired. but basically just a motherly woman

 

[Goot]

i cant think of any fictional people rn im too tired. but basically just a motherly woman

That'd be the Toriel

 

[2chudded2care]

That'd be the Toriel

she always seemed evil 2 me idk why. i dont like her

 

[SunniPQTRIQT]

Bibles, Torahs and Qurans to everyone in this thread including myself

 

[Sneedson]

Qurans

Keep that MAP document away from me

 

[Twostripe]

PFPs only realy show what a person likes barely what a person is so if it's anime or a woman it's actually most often a man
Bit i guess your could be interpereted that tou lioe drawing as it's a PFP you drew yourself

Yeah I'm not a blue skeleton in real life. Just making this clear.

 

[Froot]

soot

 

[Goot]

soot

What have you done?
Soot x Froot is cannon now

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

Well I mean it depends on the monster I mean not werewolves and rarely vampires like scary darian quilloy (I think that's his name I'm banned from instagram) art like just bc it's kinda ugly and therefore I'm not comparing myself to it. I could never be a perfect cat girl or puppy thing
Also yeah actually that monster from his how to draw youtube vid that's moist I'd fuck that

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[ShartistaniPatriot]

geraldine elizabeth carmichael, and like every fan of a fictional wife, i have her as my profile picture.

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

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geraldine elizabeth carmichael, and like every fan of a fictional wife, i have her as my profile picture.

you guys know who she is right

 

[DonutHole]

you guys know who she is right

yes

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

yes

she is unironically such a girl boss

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

What yeah my pfp is a female chud I made

so you're a based foid? Also i thought your avi was like a man with long black hair i still like it doe

 

[Mitusia]

so you're a based foid? Also i thought your avi was like a man with long black hair i still like it doe

Yea idk if I count as based really tho bc I'm feminist and think paganism is cool

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Yea idk if I count as based really tho bc I'm feminist and think paganism is cool

Paganism? Die, witch. Off to the burning stake you go.

 

[DonutHole]

>Off to the bu-ACK!

someone replace the priest with soyjak and the vikang with gigachad

 

[Mitusia]

Paganism? Die, witch. Off to the burning stake you go.

You can't kill witches, that's why the witch hunts weren't witch hunts, they were men killing independent women.

 

[condolana]

You can't kill witches, that's why the witch hunts weren't witch hunts, they were men killing independent women.

>You can't kill witches even doe they did in the witch trials