Discussion What stories or confessions are you willing to share?

[Oot]

No limits on what you can share as long as it doesn't go against the rules of the site. I won't be a selfish little fuck this time and I'll share an embarrassing story.

In middle school, I started getting these boners out of nowhere. I did my best to hide them, often tugging at my pants trying to loosen them to hide my erection. Well, eventually I got one in class while we were all sitting down. With my hand placed on my thigh and my fingers pinching the fabric of my pants near my bulge, I tugged downward attempting to push some fabric over my bulge to hide it. A girl who was Indian saw this and told the all of the girls in the class that I was masturbating in the classroom the same day during lunch. The rest of that entire year all of those girls avoided me the best they could because they thought I was some creep who jerked off in the middle of class. Thank God she didn't tell the teacher, I was too socially inept to explain myself at that time. To this day, I hate Indian women because of that one girl.

Selfish Little Fuck <- You if you don't share something

 

[Fagon]

i stole a candy bar when I was like 7. I didn't eat it, I just threw it away afterwards. Only thing I've ever stolen I think.

 

[Fortuna]

My nudes literally just got leaked to my friendgroup.

So if you didn’t see my status, I pretty much was whining about how I miss being single and I broke up with my gf shortly after.
This bitch, before I blocked her screenshotted my dick pic and was blackmailing me with it. Saying shit like
“stay with me or im leaking ts”
“okay block me rn watch what happens”
So I eventually man up and block this psycho bitch. She leaks it to some of my closest friends. And my friends girlfriend aswell.

I hope that shit doesn’t get into anyones hands. Holy shit, I’m genuinely so fucked because it was a video of me jacking off with my face in frame.

I genuinely feel so miserable and I just have dread in my mind, what if my family sees this shit. during this month and a half relationship I saw some red flags but I never really looked too deeply into them. I regret that shit now.

Did your friends care?

 

[poom]

Did your friends care?

kinda, they literally now know what my dick looks like

 

[Fortuna]

kinda, they literally now know what my dick looks like

What did they say? Also you should call the police.

 

[Redditor]

I watched almost the entire My Little Pony series.

 

[ScienceHaterxxx]

I was into smg4 as a kid and would hide it from my friends and parents because it would come off as super autistic and cringey

 

[greg]

I was into smg4 as a kid and would hide it from my friends and parents because it would come off as super autistic and cringey

smg4's old stuff (before all the tranime started appearing) was actually pretty funny.

 

[KingCargo]

I used to piss in my back-garden as a kid, typically in the Superman pose, I pissed on everything, from plant-pots to the fence itself, whatever my young mind thought would be efficient to piss on, I'd piss on.
I did it until I was 9 and stopped shortly after either my mam or dad (I forget) told me that a crow would bite my dick off, I then proceeded to piss under my trampoline minutes after being told this but then not secondes later, I freaked the fuck out as a bird just landed across the garden and began waddling toward me.
I pulled up my jocks and legged it inside as fast as I could go, my mam found it hilarious and laughed at me.
I was not laughing.

 

[KingCargo]

When I was super-young around 5ish, I drank around 40ml of soap but at the time I was ultra-retarded and just got Sonic Unleashed for the WII a couple weeks beforehand so I was convinced I was going to become a Werewolf.
I remember doing really fucking stupid yet funny shit like putting my hand on my bath-room mirror and sobbing at the thoughts of having to live in the woods along with pretending to tweak out by shaking my head really fast as if I was going to change any minute
I got over it though once I was called in for my dinner, I forgot about it very very fast.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I quasi-dated a 21yo asian bitch on the other side of the country when I was 16 and desperate for affection, probably said it before on an old account but I deeply regret it
i didnt send her 'P of myself but she was a freak in the diddy way

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

I’ve already showed the skeletons in my closet.

 

[Fagon]

My nudes literally just got leaked to my friendgroup.

So if you didn’t see my status, I pretty much was whining about how I miss being single and I broke up with my gf shortly after.
This bitch, before I blocked her screenshotted my dick pic and was blackmailing me with it. Saying shit like
“stay with me or im leaking ts”
“okay block me rn watch what happens”
So I eventually man up and block this psycho bitch. She leaks it to some of my closest friends. And my friends girlfriend aswell.

I hope that shit doesn’t get into anyones hands. Holy shit, I’m genuinely so fucked because it was a video of me jacking off with my face in frame.

I genuinely feel so miserable and I just have dread in my mind, what if my family sees this shit. during this month and a half relationship I saw some red flags but I never really looked too deeply into them. I regret that shit now.

Can we see too

 

[poom]

Can we see too

You are NOT seeing my 2inch chode.

 

[Nihilma]

I do read some mangas here and there

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

i stole a candy bar when I was like 7. I didn't eat it, I just threw it away afterwards. Only thing I've ever stolen I think.

I stole a rubber ear toy after I was told I couldn't have it, I regret it to this day and I have never stolen a single thing since. I was around 6 or 7 when this occurred.

 

[1844 or Something]

I stole a rubber ear toy after I was told I couldn't have it, I regret it to this day and I have never stolen a single thing since. I was around 6 or 7 when this occurred.

One time i went with my mom to pick out thank you cards and i forgot to put them on the belt and didn't notice until we were leaving. I broke down crying thinking that i got my mom in trouble, but we were literally 10 feet away from the register so it wasn't that deep in the slightest.
Now that i think of it, she kinda went out of her way to make me feel like shit over such a small mistake, which is probably why I didn't steal anything for a few years

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Spoiler: disgusting

I'm a coomer that doesn't use porn and it's really hard to find self-help guides that aren't written for people with terabytes of porn on their computers. I use my imagination 95% of the time but I still feel like it's negatively impacting my life.

 

[just concerned]

Spoiler: disgusting

I'm a coomer that doesn't use porn and it's really hard to find self-help guides that aren't written for people with terabytes of porn on their computers. I use my imagination 95% of the time but I still feel like it's negatively impacting my life.

I was on the Sharty when I saw a thread made that was pretty similar to this. I don't know if you were the person who made the reply (pretty sure you made the OP, or someone saw this post in under two minutes and made something similar) talking about how you're AGP which is a shame to hear because I did like you. If that actually was you then my advice is just indulge your masculine side more to be honest. Cut your hair, go to the gym, get a girlfriend. And just try to stop masturbating so much I guess. I don't really have any advice for the last part other than just having more willpower I guess. This will probably go away when you lose your virginity anyway, so don't worry about it too much. Just don't act on your stupid thoughts.

 

[just concerned]

Also I'd say I hope that was you because it would be embarrassing for me to type all that out when you're just getting false flagged but in this case I really hope it wasn't you.

 

[Sneeder]

And then everybody clapped or something