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ev&oe ur the most hostile person on this site
Genuinely he's fucking annoying beyond namefagging, the moment he appears on a thread he contaminates it with his faggook nothingburger negative-IQ soulless chinkgroid nonsensical margebrimstone antimatter thioacetone gigabraps about the same shit, disregarding he's a subhuman himself and a pathetic self-hating japgook clittycel
This nigga is tbh the coal that's killing the shlog...
 
and I don't want to be white, poojeet.

wrong, I just tell the truth, and subhumans like you get angry because they are afraid of the truth. I'm only really hostile to kikes, I usually tolerate browns unless I must argue against them.
6'7 pardo mutt vs. 5'1 jap gook
Who wins
 
and I don't want to be white, poojeet.

wrong, I just tell the truth, and subhumans like you get angry because they are afraid of the truth. I'm only really hostile to kikes, I usually tolerate browns unless I must argue against them.
why are you seething over 'jeets even doe you are on the same level
 
Genuinely he's fucking annoying beyond namefagging, the moment he appears on a thread he contaminates it with his faggook nothingburger negative-IQ soulless chinkgroid nonsensical margebrimstone antimatter thioacetone gigabraps about the same shit, disregarding he's a subhuman himself and a pathetic self-hating japgook clittycel
This nigga is tbh the coal that's killing the shlog...
i find him funny bc he's a lolcow.
 
>NigKiller_Tojo
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i hope steve bans you for being an annoying gook
I don't break rules so that's not happening. it's mostly brown shitskins getting banned if you look at the ban page.
yet you hate the fact that those "subhumans" mog you.
browns will always be genetically inferior. they have achieved quite literally nothing except being the top human traffickers and drug dealers
 
I don't break rules so that's not happening. it's mostly brown shitskins getting banned if you look at the ban page.

browns will always be genetically inferior. they have achieved quite literally nothing except being the top human traffickers and drug dealers
My penis is bigger than yours
 
Genuinely he's fucking annoying beyond namefagging, the moment he appears on a thread he contaminates it with his faggook nothingburger negative-IQ soulless chinkgroid nonsensical margebrimstone antimatter thioacetone gigabraps about the same shit, disregarding he's a subhuman himself and a pathetic self-hating japgook clittycel
This nigga is tbh the coal that's killing the shlog...
>killing the shlog
been here longer than you, newfag. I am one of the oldest users here, I joined at opening.
 
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Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
16 bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass-
Hahaha, just kidding
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
16 bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass-
Hahaha, just kidding
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
16 bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass-
Hahaha, just kidding
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
16 bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass in the halls
Don't eat ass-
Hahaha, just kidding
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
Rats, you got away
Guess I'll dieFuck you, Baldi"
Rats, you got away
Guess I'll dieFuck you, Baldi"
Rats, you got away
Guess I'll dieFuck you, Baldi"
Rats, you got away
Guess I'll die
 
A surreal puzzle adventure game with unique mechanics / capabilities.

You are to guide a child through a mysterious world on a mission to restore its long-dead sun.

...Of course, things are never that simple.

The world knows you exist.

The consequences are real.

Saving the world may be impossible.

You only have one shot.
 
Intro:
Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh
Story of Undertale.

I fell from the light.
Talk or should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.

Verse 1:
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott,
I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot,
Explains the plot,
Wants me dead, wants me to rot.

Toriel saves me, takes me to her home,
And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone,
Leaves me alone,
But I escape and meet some bones.

Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

I fell from the light.
Talk or Should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.

Verse 2:
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose.
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose.
Now watch me move,
I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude.

Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach,
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach,
Chara’s my coach,
All these monsters I will poach.

Screw being pacifist.
I think I’ll use my fists.
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

Bridge :
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life.
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news.

King Asgore wants to collect human souls,
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal.
Open the door, to humanity’s realm,
Start a new war, humans overwhelm.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve go
Intro:
Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh
Story of Undertale.

I fell from the light.
Talk or should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.

Verse 1:
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott,
I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot,
Explains the plot,
Wants me dead, wants me to rot.

Toriel saves me, takes me to her home,
And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone,
Leaves me alone,
But I escape and meet some bones.

Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

I fell from the light.
Talk or Should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.

Verse 2:
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose.
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose.
Now watch me move,
I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude.

Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach,
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach,
Chara’s my coach,
All these monsters I will poach.

Screw being pacifist.
I think I’ll use my fists.
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

Bridge :
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life.
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news.

King Asgore wants to collect human souls,
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal.
Open the door, to humanity’s realm,
Start a new war, humans overwhelm.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve g
Intro:
Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh
Story of Undertale.

I fell from the light.
Talk or should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.

Verse 1:
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott,
I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot,
Explains the plot,
Wants me dead, wants me to rot.

Toriel saves me, takes me to her home,
And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone,
Leaves me alone,
But I escape and meet some bones.

Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

I fell from the light.
Talk or Should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.

Verse 2:
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose.
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose.
Now watch me move,
I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude.

Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach,
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach,
Chara’s my coach,
All these monsters I will poach.

Screw being pacifist.
I think I’ll use my fists.
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

Bridge :
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life.
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news.

King Asgore wants to collect human souls,
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal.
Open the door, to humanity’s realm,
Start a new war, humans overwhelm.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve g
Intro:
Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh
Story of Undertale.

I fell from the light.
Talk or should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.

Verse 1:
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott,
I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot,
Explains the plot,
Wants me dead, wants me to rot.

Toriel saves me, takes me to her home,
And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone,
Leaves me alone,
But I escape and meet some bones.

Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

I fell from the light.
Talk or Should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.

Verse 2:
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose.
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose.
Now watch me move,
I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude.

Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach,
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach,
Chara’s my coach,
All these monsters I will poach.

Screw being pacifist.
I think I’ll use my fists.
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

Bridge :
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life.
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news.

King Asgore wants to collect human souls,
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal.
Open the door, to humanity’s realm,
Start a new war, humans overwhelm.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve g
Intro:
Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh
Story of Undertale.

I fell from the light.
Talk or should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.

Verse 1:
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott,
I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot,
Explains the plot,
Wants me dead, wants me to rot.

Toriel saves me, takes me to her home,
And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone,
Leaves me alone,
But I escape and meet some bones.

Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

I fell from the light.
Talk or Should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.

Verse 2:
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose.
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose.
Now watch me move,
I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude.

Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach,
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach,
Chara’s my coach,
All these monsters I will poach.

Screw being pacifist.
I think I’ll use my fists.
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

Bridge :
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life.
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news.

King Asgore wants to collect human souls,
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal.
Open the door, to humanity’s realm,
Start a new war, humans overwhelm.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve g
Intro:
Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh
Story of Undertale.

I fell from the light.
Talk or should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.

Verse 1:
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott,
I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot,
Explains the plot,
Wants me dead, wants me to rot.

Toriel saves me,

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

I fell from the light.
Talk or Should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.

Verse 2:
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose.
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose.
Now watch me move,
I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude.

Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach,
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach,
Chara’s my coach,
All these monsters I will poach.

Screw being pacifist.
I think I’ll use my fists.
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.

Chorus:
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.

Bridge :
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life.
Tough
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.ot no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.ot no patience, got
 
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