Rant Pickles do not belong on a fucking burger

Namefag said:
What I will never fucking understand is why anyone would put fucking PICKLES on a HAMBURGER. There are very few things that enrage me more than biting into a fast food burger expecting it to taste like a burger just to get a mouthful of stale pickle that doesn't even remotely match with the flavor of a burger.
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I will fucking kill you over this opinion. this is the stupidest fucking sentence i have ever heard anybody on this website ever fucking type
the fact that you saw absolutely nothing wrong with posting this proves to me that you are extremely mentally deficient. you have no sense of opinion, and the opinions you do have end up being the most brain damage inducing takes anyone has ever made
Namefag said:
If you enjoy pickles on your burger, fuck you, kill yourself you obsessed tastebud-less ESL nigger faggot tranny jartycuck and get a better taste in food before I track you down and assrape you with the pickles you're trying to gaslight me into putting on my burger until you bleed out and die.
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YOU have no tastebuds. PICKLES BELONG ON BURGERS
EXCESSIVE TOPPINGS ON BURGERS ARE HOW BURGERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
YOU NIGGAS ARE PISSING ME OFF CHEESEBURGERS AREN'T JUST BUN PATTY CHEESE AND BUN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HAVE SOME FUN AND JOY IN YOUR LIFE STOP EATING LIKE A RETARD WHO CANT USE CONDIMENTS OR CUT VEGETABLES
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
I will fucking kill you over this opinion. this is the stupidest fucking sentence i have ever heard anybody on this website ever fucking type
the fact that you saw absolutely nothing wrong with posting this proves to me that you are extremely mentally deficient. you have no sense of opinion, and the opinions you do have end up being the most brain damage inducing takes anyone has ever made

YOU have no tastebuds. PICKLES BELONG ON BURGERS
EXCESSIVE TOPPINGS ON BURGERS ARE HOW BURGERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
YOU NIGGAS ARE PISSING ME OFF CHEESEBURGERS AREN'T JUST BUN PATTY CHEESE AND BUN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HAVE SOME FUN AND JOY IN YOUR LIFE STOP EATING LIKE A RETARD WHO CANT USE CONDIMENTS OR CUT VEGETABLES
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>leaking react
YOU are leaking. I WILL FORCEFEED YOU 5 FUCKING CHEESEBURGERS WITH EXTRA PICKLES. I AM GOING TO TIE YOU TO A CHAIR WITH ZIPTIES AND FORCE YOUR MOUTH OPEN AD I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
EXCESSIVE TOPPINGS ON BURGERS ARE HOW BURGERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
YOU NIGGAS ARE PISSING ME OFF CHEESEBURGERS AREN'T JUST BUN PATTY CHEESE AND BUN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HAVE SOME FUN AND JOY IN YOUR LIFE STOP EATING LIKE A RETARD WHO CANT USE CONDIMENTS OR CUT VEGETABLES
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My ideal burger is at least 3/4 toppings and sauces. It just so happens that pickles are not part of that equation
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD
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Oh my soytan this is just like my heckin inflation porn o algo
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
>leaking react
YOU are leaking. I WILL FORCEFEED YOU 5 FUCKING CHEESEBURGERS WITH EXTRA PICKLES. I AM GOING TO TIE YOU TO A CHAIR WITH ZIPTIES AND FORCE YOUR MOUTH OPEN AD I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD
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>selfish little fuck react
you. FUCKING. NIGGER.
EAT SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD. PICKLES AND CHEESEBURGERS GO TOGETHER LIKE TRANNIES AND SUICIDE. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP EATING THE GOYDONALDS PICKLES AND MAKE A GOD DAMN CHEESEBURGER YOURSELF [angry] [angry] [angry] [angry] [angry] [angry]
 
Namefag said:
My ideal burger is at least 3/4 toppings and sauces. It just so happens that pickles are not part of that equation
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actually you know what i'm not that mad about this anymore since i think like this too
you're still wrong doe
 
Donald McDonald said:
This but when someone puts only ketchup and no other toppings on a hot dog. Ketchup only? Are you fucking five?
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>Say whatever you want about pineapple on pizza, I enjoy it and so does everyone else I know irl but if you don't like it then you're entitled to your opinion.
><something something reddit space
>What I will never fucking understand is why anyone would put fucking PICKLES on a HAMBURGER. There are very few things that enrage me more than biting into a fast food burger expecting it to taste like a burger just to get a mouthful of stale pickle that doesn't even remotely match with the flavor of a burger. It's not even that I have anything against pickles on their own, pickles are aryan and keyed, it's when you put them on my fucking whopper or some shit, it matches about as well as if you were to smother a bowl of mint cookies-and-cream ice cream with like valentina sauce. If you enjoy pickles on your burger, fuck you, kill yourself you obsessed tastebud-less ESL nigger faggot tranny jartycuck and get a better taste in food before I track you down and assrape you with the pickles you're trying to gaslight me into putting on my burger until you bleed out and die.
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lifesucksthenyoudie said:
>Say whatever you want about pineapple on pizza, I enjoy it and so does everyone else I know irl but if you don't like it then you're entitled to your opinion.
><something something reddit space
>What I will never fucking understand is why anyone would put fucking PICKLES on a HAMBURGER. There are very few things that enrage me more than biting into a fast food burger expecting it to taste like a burger just to get a mouthful of stale pickle that doesn't even remotely match with the flavor of a burger. It's not even that I have anything against pickles on their own, pickles are aryan and keyed, it's when you put them on my fucking whopper or some shit, it matches about as well as if you were to smother a bowl of mint cookies-and-cream ice cream with like valentina sauce. If you enjoy pickles on your burger, fuck you, kill yourself you obsessed tastebud-less ESL nigger faggot tranny jartycuck and get a better taste in food before I track you down and assrape you with the pickles you're trying to gaslight me into putting on my burger until you bleed out and die.
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CWCerald
 
i don't mind pickles on burgers but i dont think it really adds anything also i don't like when you bite into a nice warm burger and then suddenly your tongue is getting molested by some cold-ass tranny pickle dude like that's just experience ruining i just have have to say, honestly.
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Total Pickle Death
Total Raw Onion Death
Total Avocado Death
Total Ketchup Death
Total @Mustard Death
Total Hot Sauce Death
Partial Tomato Death ::selfish::
 
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