Imagine one of those chinese cultivation novels but with a Soysphere theme

[man who reads xianxia]

This is a pretty funny idea in my opinion, too bad nobody is lifeless enough to write it. An exchange along the lines of:

""Senior brother Froot, you are being too harsh on the new disciples. Surely they are new to 'jakking, it is seen by their lackluster cultivation, please do not be too harsh on them!" Root cried out, not being able to bear the sight of the inhumane punishment that Froot was giving to the new disciples of the Bald Man Glasses sect.

As he heard this, Der Cord Froot eyed Root down.

“Junior brother Root, do you know who you are talking to? You are courting death.""

is very funny to imagine.

 

[man who reads xianxia]

bump

 

[man who reads xianxia]

bump yet again

 

[DonutHole]

Kuz would be the disgraced sect leader who gave up his humanity to become a demonic creature. He would come back to reclaim his place.

 

[man who reads xianxia]

Kuz would be the disgraced sect leader who gave up his humanity to become a demonic creature. He would come back to reclaim his place.

You are good at thinking things. I believe he would be a sect leader who pursued the demonic path after finding an inheritance left by a previous master of the demonic path, this could be analogous to how Doll suspects that Kuz bought his Steam account from an outside source. And then his end would truly be pitiful, being killed by the one who he trusted the most (Doll)

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

You are good at thinking things. I believe he would be a sect leader who pursued the demonic path after finding an inheritance left by a previous master of the demonic path, this could be analogous to how Doll suspects that Kuz bought his Steam account from an outside source. And then his end would truly be pitiful, being killed by the one who he trusted the most (Doll)

Ohio but this does sound interesting

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

chinks cannot write good stories because they are barbaric and uncultured

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

chinks cannot write good stories because they are barbaric and uncultured

If chinks are so uncultured why did you get 90% of your culture from them

 

[KingCargo]

im 2 stewpid 2 inmagin thing

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

If chinks are so uncultured why did you get 90% of your culture from them

one we didn't get 90% of our culture from chinks and two, ancient, more pure Chinese were actually not that bad. Centuries of race mixing degenerated them and communism destroying what was left was the final nail in the coffin for them

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

one we didn't get 90% of our culture from chinks

This was mainly supposed to be an ironic comment, of course I don't believe it.

Centuries of race mixing degenerated them and communism destroying what was left was the final nail in the coffin for them

A good parallel is, compare the ancient Roman Empire to modern spics. Except modern China also has shit government, communism, insanely high levels of corruption and poverty.

 

[Mustard]

 

[DonutHole]

This was mainly supposed to be an ironic comment, of course I don't believe it.

A good parallel is, compare the ancient Roman Empire to modern spics. Except modern China also has shit government, communism, insanely high levels of corruption and poverty.

He wont fuck you lil bro

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

He wont fuck you lil bro

I don't have any intentions of pursuing sexual relations with a Japanese male

 

[DonutHole]

I don't have any intentions of pursuing sexual relations with a Japanese male

Zip it up when you're finished bruh

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Zip it up when you're finished bruh

Get off my meat bruh

 

[DonutHole]

Get off my meat bruh

Why are so many pots calling my white kettle ass black?

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Why are so many pots calling my white kettle ass black?

>i not black i dominican ese you is black i dominican

 

[DonutHole]

i not black i dominican papi you is black i dominican

 

[man who reads xianxia]

You know, I was thinking about this again today. I feel like a system that would really suit this is the one that Reverend Insanity has. For anyone who hasn't read it, in Reverend Insanity, Gu are essentially magic bugs. Wild Gu are able to use naturally occurring primeval energy and create effects that range from helping constipation to making you able to rebirth. There are humans who use their aperture, which I don't really know how to explain, to pour their own primeval essence to refine, manipulate and raise Gu. Such people are called Gu masters. I mean, it is not too hard to realize how this could fit with soyjaks. Primeval essence would be soy, and Gu would be 'jaks.