/calm/ Who's your schlog best friend

[Sneeder]

Who's your schlog best friend? Someone who's always saying wholesome things to you, giga reacting all your posts, etc.

 

[Fortuna]

If I was porn addicted I would be on /trash/ on 4chan, but instead I post and browse SFW images, so how do you explain that?

Well maybe you are and we just don't know about it.

 

[Soygoy]

A mask.

Yeah yeah, okay, people don't wanna be nice to me and just assume I'm weird all because I like anthropomorphic animals and I think they're cute, that must mean I'm some kind of zoophile apparently, fuck off. Is this the soggy lore now? I want to fuck men, non binary women, princess sparkles, my mother, literal animals and Soyteen Liker? Give me a break, jeez.

 

[Chimperator]

Yeah yeah, okay, people don't wanna be nice to me and just assume I'm weird all because I like anthropomorphic animals and I think they're cute, that must mean I'm some kind of zoophile apparently, fuck off. Is this the soggy lore now? I want to fuck men, non binary women, princess sparkles, my mother, literal animals and Soyteen Liker? Give me a break, jeez.

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[Fortuna]

people don't wanna be nice to me

I WANTED and tried to be nice to you and then you turned on me for no fucking reason.

 

[lysytsya]

Niggas always assuming the worst in me and begging for the worst to happen to me. I get basically no support. It's like everyday I do some normal ass shit people wishing that I cut my fucking dick off or say some other retarded shit for no reason. I'm not at risk of fucking anything

It's just a joke man relax, but you are partaking in dangerous activities such as playing tf2. It's tough love, I wish I could be more direct with you and say "don't play tf2, you might troon out" but I can only say it "haha this nigga plays tf2 he gonna troon out"

 

[Sneeder]

Guys stop fighting. This is supposed to be a friendship thread

 

[Chimperator]

I can tell when someone is using a mask or not, I would know.

 

[Soygoy]

Well maybe you are and we just don't know about it.

Why should you care so much? The only person who needs to care is me, so I can write about it in my little diary o algo.
Where's your archival document?

I WANTED and tried to be nice to you and then you turned on me for no fucking reason.

How am I supposed to be "nice" to you if you don't give me anything in return, you're a selfish little fuck who does nothing but constantly asks questions but doesn't wanna say anything about themselves. You'll never be my friend, you're just a dick. I genuinely like other users here a lot more but to be honest, people only like me if I can provide something for them, then they're nice to me for a while. I thought people would gradually start to understand me but it honestly seems like I need to pump out some retarded project every few months to get people to respect me for a while.

 

[Chimperator]

Why should you care so much? The only person who needs to care is me, so I can write about it in my little diary o algo.
Where's your archival document?

How am I supposed to be "nice" to you if you don't give me anything in return, you're a selfish little fuck who does nothing but constantly asks questions but doesn't wanna say anything about themselves. You'll never be my friend, you're just a dick. I genuinely like other users here a lot more but to be honest, people only like me if I can provide something for them, then they're nice to me for a while. I thought people would gradually start to understand me but it honestly seems like I need to pump out some retarded project every few months to get people to respect me for a while.

I love making problems then letting my friends take the blame, are we friends now?

 

[Fortuna]

How am I supposed to be "nice" to you if you don't give me anything in return

Is this how friendships work for you? In order for someone to be nice to you, you have to give them stuff and vice versa? I am literally the most useless "human" on Earth and I can give pretty much nothing to my friends but they are my friends because they like me and I like them.

 

[Fagon]

Stop sperging nobody gaf

 

[Itransheartblox]

Why should you care so much? The only person who needs to care is me, so I can write about it in my little diary o algo.
Where's your archival document?

How am I supposed to be "nice" to you if you don't give me anything in return, you're a selfish little fuck who does nothing but constantly asks questions but doesn't wanna say anything about themselves. You'll never be my friend, you're just a dick. I genuinely like other users here a lot more but to be honest, people only like me if I can provide something for them, then they're nice to me for a while. I thought people would gradually start to understand me but it honestly seems like I need to pump out some retarded project every few months to get people to respect me for a while.

Do you love me?

 

[Fagon]

Actually these threads are coal sperg all you want

 

[Stephen]

Neutralplier and Redditor

 

[lysytsya]

Why should you care so much? The only person who needs to care is me, so I can write about it in my little diary o algo.
Where's your archival document?

How am I supposed to be "nice" to you if you don't give me anything in return, you're a selfish little fuck who does nothing but constantly asks questions but doesn't wanna say anything about themselves. You'll never be my friend, you're just a dick. I genuinely like other users here a lot more but to be honest, people only like me if I can provide something for them, then they're nice to me for a while. I thought people would gradually start to understand me but it honestly seems like I need to pump out some retarded project every few months to get people to respect me for a while.

Better stop before you leak more, it's the internet why exert so much effort on arguing.

 

[Fortuna]

I guess that's why you didn't want to be friends with me, or be nice to me. Because I had nothing to offer you. And friendships to you are about what you can get out of it.

 

[Soygoy]

In order for someone to be nice to you, you have to give them stuff and vice versa?

It's just how it works, unfortunately.


You have to prove your worth to people, if you let it slip, they'll start losing their trust and respect in you.

 

[Fortuna]

It's just how it works, unfortunately.


You have to prove your worth to people, if you let it slip, they'll start losing their trust and respect in you.

Maybe that's how your friendships work but not mine. I have no worth and yet I have trust and friends I can trust.

 

[Chimperator]

It's just how it works, unfortunately.


You have to prove your worth to people, if you let it slip, they'll start losing their trust and respect in you.

I like to watch.

 

[lysytsya]

Why don't we turn over a new leaf and write 1 nice thing about each other, I'll start.
At first I hated @Fortuna but as they keep making more posts their prose improved and no longer makes me gag.