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No limits on what you can share as long as it doesn't go against the rules of the site. I won't be a selfish little fuck this time and I'll share an embarrassing story.

In middle school, I started getting these boners out of nowhere. I did my best to hide them, often tugging at my pants trying to loosen them to hide my erection. Well, eventually I got one in class while we were all sitting down. With my hand placed on my thigh and my fingers pinching the fabric of my pants near my bulge, I tugged downward attempting to push some fabric over my bulge to hide it. A girl who was Indian saw this and told the all of the girls in the class that I was masturbating in the classroom the same day during lunch. The rest of that entire year all of those girls avoided me the best they could because they thought I was some creep who jerked off in the middle of class. Thank God she didn't tell the teacher, I was too socially inept to explain myself at that time. To this day, I hate Indian women because of that one girl.

Selfish Little Fuck <- You if you don't share something
 
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Nahh blud he talmbout how he likes dem chinese bitches
I can't tell if you're fuckin with me or you don't know slang mayne, let me just clarify: I like the kind of bitches that be praising Chairman Mao
Oh, I didn’t know that was a term, I was wondering how you got a mosquito virus in October. Well, eugh
 
I can't tell if you're fuckin with me or you don't know slang mayne, let me just clarify: I like the kind of bitches that be praising Chairman Mao
Also made me think of this image
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I never claimed chink culture and it's not a copy anyway. we are separated by an ocean, it's not possible to make an exact copy
The Kanji alphabet is directly based on Traditional Chinese script. You copied the values and morals of Confucius, easily the most famous Eastern philosopher. I could go on but what you're spouting is a lie and you know it. You're like China but you have no influence over the rest of the world.
 
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