Anything like that requires some sort of networking which I don't want to do because I'd like to keep Schlog+ as a client side thing.
Networking would require all schlog+ users to connect to a server or a webhook o algo to allow them to affect other Schlog+ users in various ways. Someone suggested I add @everyone but that would only affect Schlog+ users, but if people want it, i'd have to figure out a way to connect everyone who uses the schlog onto like, a server or something, and have that send you notifications whenever someone does something o algo.
Which I just don't wanna do. Alternative is to have you constantly ping people's pages every few seconds which I also don't wanna do.
Especially considering the usage is so small, just annoying people for fun, in a program where that can just be turned off. It's pointless.