Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

I wish for TND.

Granted, Spadeson goes insane from BBC withdrawals and turns into rapeson. He then rapes Joe Biden as revenge for letting TND happen. Joe Biden is traumatized and angry at the world for letting him get raped so he starts a nuclear war and kills everyone.

I wish women were banned from this forum

 

[Disabled Male]

Granted, yet nobody ever gets banned for some reason...

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

Granted, yet nobody ever gets banned for some reason...

Make a wish silly

 

[Nihilma]

I wish for the sharty to make peace with the 'fe

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Wish granted, all soyteens die from exhaustion from their ‘fe slampigs constantly fucking them (DEATH BY SNU SNU! FUTURAMA REFERNCE!!! KVNOOOOOOOOOO)
I wish I didn’t have to keep making wishes as I’m kind of low on ideas and it’s funnier to see how wishes can go wrong

 

[Stephen]

Granted, your fingers rot away so you are unable to make any more wishes and your perception of time starts to warp around the wish making. Everything between wishes becomes a blur, and after the last wish you are mentally flung into your deathbed near instantly. You die having lived an unfulfilled and soyjak-wish centric life.

I wish Ongezellig never existed

 

[Woah Jack]

Granted, your fingers rot away so you are unable to make any more wishes and your perception of time starts to warp around the wish making. Everything between wishes becomes a blur, and after the last wish you are mentally flung into your deathbed near instantly. You die having lived an unfulfilled and soyjak-wish centric life.

I wish Ongezellig never existed

Granted, instead My Little Pony becomes the cartoon of choice to post on /qa/ and it migrates to the sharty with the same enthusiasm Ongezellig had.

 

[King of kyrgyzstan]

Forgot xer wish award, I wish that Pyrocynical gets raped and killed by a horde of somali's.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

granted, the somalis then hack his channel and post a sea of thieves review which is just pirate propaganda, his retarded faggot audience become pirates and they start raiding cargo ships and stealing everything there which rapes the economy, the usa declares war on somalia and britain which causes world war 3

i wish blaze the movie fan buys the sharty

 

[BLACKHAWK]

Okay blaze the mortal kombat character buys it.

I wish to have free choice.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

Okay blaze the mortal kombat character buys it.

I wish to have free choice.

that doesnt count fuck you

 

[BLACKHAWK]

fine, if it doesn't count. as long as free it counts that.

 

[Boot]

Okay blaze the mortal kombat character buys it.

I wish to have free choice.

Granted you can now pick between electric chair or fire squad

I wish for a hot cis straight latina that has a beautiful natural body and face with no bush, lucious hair, nice eyes, nose, insides are healthy, cant die, 23 years old, no stink, no deformities or scars, no trauma, very nice and has no kids, doesnt have a criminal record, has a coochie and isnt cheating or anything like that and is smart and has basically every good physical and mental quality out there

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Wish granted, she hits the wall hard at age 25 in Latinx fashion and becomes fat and annoying
I wish I didn't have to sleep

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Granted, you don't HAVE TO sleep, but it would still be beneficial to you, so you still lose your shit after a few days of not sleeping.

I wish that I was an African tribesman living in the savannah in like fucking Tanzania or whatever and didn't have to worry about the internet

 

[BLACKHAWK]

sti

, she hits the wall hard at age 25 in Latinx fashion

ll sounds like a win.

SoyTanEnthusiast

You get arrested for child abuse and is sent to prison.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

sti

ll sounds like a win.


You get arrested for child abuse and is sent to prison.

Obsessed + forgot to wish award

 

[Bastard]

I wish that I was an African tribesman living in the savannah in like fucking Tanzania or whatever and didn't have to worry about the internet

Granted, you have AIDS

I wish that @NekoRightsActivist post her neovagina

 

[Stephen]

Granted, you have AIDS

I wish that @NekoRightsActivist post her neovagina

Granted, his ‘slot is so disgusting and horrifying that anyone who sees it commits immediate suicide, including NekoRights himself as well as you

I wish @BLACKHAWK was in slavery

 

[Chvd33p]

Granted, you have AIDS

I wish that @NekoRightsActivist post her neovagina

Granted this is what happens with everyone:

I wish... I could have a normal life....