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I have never drank soda in my life, what does it taste like?

I honestly can't say any sodas taste like anything natural, except like grape and orange soda. Even the best soda Mountain Dew Baja Blast doesn't taste like anything that actually exists it was just made in a lab, same thing for colas. Sprite is like lemon-limey though.
 
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I love drinking laboratory slop and I'm white BTW if that matters.
 
I honestly can't say any sodas taste like anything natural, except like grape and orange soda. Even the best soda Mountain Dew Baja Blast doesn't taste like anything that actually exists it was just made in a lab, same thing for colas. Sprite is like lemon-limey though.
Sounds like the goyest of goyslop
 
Sounds like the goyest of goyslop
Pretty much, if you wanna get fat and fast. Drink like 12 cans of soda per day, the sugar content adds up quickly and you won't piss most of it out so you're gonna ingest over 500gs of sugar just on liquid calories.
 
i dont drink it much anymore. regular coke tastes like toxic laboratory sludge.
if i need sugar i just get a gatorade. not great but not as bad.
 
i dont drink it much anymore. regular coke tastes like toxic laboratory sludge.
if i need sugar i just get a gatorade. not great but not as bad.
They made the soda taste bad because they use high fructose corn syrup instead of real sugar, and the only reason why that's economically viable is because the gov subsidizes corn farmers to keep the price very low.
 
They made the soda taste bad because they use high fructose corn syrup instead of real sugar, and the only reason why that's economically viable is because the gov subsidizes corn farmers to keep the price very low.
ive had the cane sugar version before in mexico on a trip and it tastes pretty much the same except the aftertaste wasn't as unpleasant. i will say that it was a lot less syrupy though (duh)
 
ive had the cane sugar version before in mexico on a trip and it tastes pretty much the same except the aftertaste wasn't as unpleasant. i will say that it was a lot less syrupy though (duh)
I've always wanted to try the mexican coke because everyone raves about it including an aunt of mine, I was always more of a dr pepper guy but I'd at least like to try it because they got the good shit down in Mexico, they even pray to it.
 
I honestly can't say any sodas taste like anything natural, except like grape and orange soda. Even the best soda Mountain Dew Baja Blast doesn't taste like anything that actually exists it was just made in a lab, same thing for colas. Sprite is like lemon-limey though.
People say Coke tastes like battery acid
 
You're not missing out on much, it's always overly sweet. I avoid it too.
People say Coke tastes like battery acid
Doctor pepper tastes like that. No idea how some people are addicted to it. I guess it's like how people get addicted to beer, when they admit it tastes like dog piss.
 
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