I'm bored

[Konata]

Does anyone wanna do something?

 

[TeeRanney]

w-what do you mean?

 

[ohioassnigga]

h-hey xister...

 

[Konata]

w-what do you mean?

h-hey xister...

No!!!!!! I just want to do something fun like play a game!!! Nothing lewd!!!

 

[ohioassnigga]

why are the letters so fat... just like i am... im gonna slit my wrists...

 

[ohioassnigga]

No!!!!!! I just want to do something fun like play a game!!! Nothing lewd!!!

Erm what the sprouce.. why are you so dirty-minded xister

 

[Konata]

Erm what the sprouce.. why are you so dirty-minded xister

Well do you want to explain what you meant?!?!?!

 

[ohioassnigga]

Well do you want to explain what you meant?!?!?!

erm... i-i... *blushes anime-esque* wanted to play a video game or something...

 

[Konata]

erm... i-i... *blushes anime-esque* wanted to play a video game or something...

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???? But that's what I was talking about!!! You're so lewd soyteen-kun.

 

[ohioassnigga]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh???? But that's what I was talking about!!! You're so lewd soyteen-kun.

Ohh... I'mu sorry desu

 

[Konata]

Ohh... I'mu sorry desu

So.... what do you want to play... s-senpai~

 

[Rev]

Jerk me off

 

[ohioassnigga]

So.... what do you want to play... s-senpai~

Uhhhhh what video games do you have on youre device?

 

[Konata]

Jerk me off

Th-that's dirty....

 

[Konata]

Uhhhhh what video games do you have on youre device?

hop on minecraft
server ip 194.32.107.171
version 1.16.5

 

[ohioassnigga]

hop on minecraft
server ip 194.32.107.171
version 1.16.5

Is the server cracked or do i have to pay the jewish billionaire jeffrey bezos or something

 

[Konata]

Is the server cracked or do i have to pay the jewish billionaire jeffrey bezos or something

cracked

 

[ohioassnigga]

cracked

oh okay i dont know if im going to be playing doebeit since it 5 am in my place

 

[MoonMetropolis]

I'm ""friends"" with someone who loves these fucking wojaks.

He posts them constantly, huge batches of 25+ images in a go, all of them fucked up hideous MSPaint redraws of ladybugs or cows or videogames or whatever. The ugliest shit imaginable, and he giggles like a retard at them. He sees a picture of a soijak with the caption "BILLIOSN MUST BEE EXTERMINATED" and he won't shut up about it for a week, trotting out the same catchphrases. "Nice to PEE here!" "CHEESED to meet you!" Devoid of any context and then giggling to himself. No one else laughs.

He browses on his phone. He has 2 gigabytes of these things saved. He failed out of college and got fired for his nepotism delivery job because he was drinking on the job while driving the company car. He is the stupidest person I have ever met. He is who I think of every time I see these posted.