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Discussion I could totally survive every natural disaster

destruction of the earth by the sun during its red giant phase in 5 billion years?
 
terry you can’t even bite into an apple without your teeth shattering like in a cartoon
I don't eat apples
i hope you're a pooner because if you're XY and 4'11 that's just dreadful
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You look like this faggot I'm pretty sure your ribs would break if I jabbed you
 
wwyd if you were sucked into the jet engine of a plane? Could you survive?
I’m not sure, maybe If i quickly take off my clothes and throw them in that way it stops functioning then I’d have a slight chance of living
 
Dude you have the physique of a girl you cannot call yourself a man
at least i can gain weight and become a proper man
you're forever stuck as a fucking oompa loompa, unless you spend $100,000 on surgery that will make you 5'2 geg
all i have to do is bulk and go to the gym
 
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