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Hurricane: I’d run/drive away

Tornado: I’d run/drive away

Earthquake: I’d go outside in the open and not die

Thunderstorm: I’d go inside or lay flat on the ground. If I do get struck by lightning then I think I’d survive.

Meteor Shower: I’d look at the ground and see the meteors’ shadows, and I’d now that that area will get hit with a meteor, so I’d just avoid it. If it’s an overcast sky then I’d look up and run out of the meteors’ way

Volcano: Lava is slow so I’d just run away

Flood: I can swim

Tsunami: I would say I’d surf it, but I don’t know how to surf so I’d just dive through the big wave and then swim to safety afterwards. I’m not as confident in this one as the rest.

Hail: I’d power through it

Acid Raid: I’d power through it/seek cover

Wild Fire: I’d run away

Plague: I’d survive

This isn’t overconfidence btw I know my own strength and capabilities I’d survive. What about you?
 
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Hurricane: I’d run/drive away

Tornado: I’d run/drive away

Earthquake: I’d go outside in the open and not die

Thunderstorm: I’d go inside or lay flat on the ground. If I do get struck by lightning then I think I’d survive.

Meteor Shower: I’d look at the ground and see the meteors’ shadows, and I’d now that that area will get hit with a meteor, so I’d just avoid it. If it’s an overcast sky then I’d look up and run out of the meteors’ way

Volcano: Lava is slow so I’d just run away

Flood: I can swim

Tsunami: I would say I’d surf it, but I don’t know how to surf so I’d just dive through the big wave and then swim to safety afterwards. I’m not as confident in this one as the rest.

Hail: I’d power through it

Acid Raid: I’d power through it/seek cover

Wild Fire: I’d run away

Plague: I’d survive

This isn’t overconfidence btw I know my own strength and capabilities I’d survive. What about you?
What if the earth opened up beneath you and you feel down and died
 
Hurricane: I’d run/drive away

Tornado: I’d run/drive away

Earthquake: I’d go outside in the open and not die

Thunderstorm: I’d go inside or lay flat on the ground. If I do get struck by lightning then I think I’d survive.

Meteor Shower: I’d look at the ground and see the meteors’ shadows, and I’d now that that area will get hit with a meteor, so I’d just avoid it. If it’s an overcast sky then I’d look up and run out of the meteors’ way

Volcano: Lava is slow so I’d just run away

Flood: I can swim

Tsunami: I would say I’d surf it, but I don’t know how to surf so I’d just dive through the big wave and then swim to safety afterwards. I’m not as confident in this one as the rest.

Hail: I’d power through it

Acid Raid: I’d power through it/seek cover

Wild Fire: I’d run away

Plague: I’d survive

This isn’t overconfidence btw I know my own strength and capabilities I’d survive. What about you?
tsunami easier to survive by being out on the water
acid rain is not that bad actually
 
What if I shot him then
Well if your punch game is weak then you’d probably miss, but even if you didn’t the gun you would be using would be something to suit your strength so I don’t think it’d do much damage.
 
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