Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so at one point I got born and then I don't remember anything, I was probably 4 years old and my first memory was my dad pushing me with his hand every time I ran up to him and it was funny and then my next memory was in kindergarten and I didn't really like my teacher because she put me in detention every 5 seconds, then I got into 1st grade and my teacher was nice and I got into video games. In between first and second grade I broke my femur and spent all of summer vacation recovering, then I moved schools in 3rd grade and made some friends I still have to this day. I played a bunch of video games and made a bunch of friends and I had my first girlfriend at 6th grade and had a nice time. Then I went through high school and had a oneitis, then a year after I got over her I went into the military. After that I worked a shitty job until I got offered a job in Europe and I stayed over there for a year until I had to return to finish my contract in the military, then I worked a shitty job at a prison and moved on from there to forklifting and now I work at a job that pays really good for forklifting and thats pretty much it.