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Hey 'eens,

I've been thinking about becoming a spaceman in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this aeronautics program is going downhill and turning into another NASA. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the administration won’t address:

1. Spacesuits with zero oxygen content—just used to bait the spacebase and stir up rage.

2. Martian porn and porn in general on the launchpad, sometimes even on here. This space program is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interplanetary porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the Mercurian porn on the booru from 2023.

3. The hype rocket is dead. There’s no excitement for launches (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing aliens who aren’t even earthlings. Even when they are literal astral bodies, the flares are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam stars while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming stars are the same ones causing solar flares.

4. The agency owners are neglecting the space program. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of engineers who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new machinists are, and they’re constantly adding and removing fuels that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those launches are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Novefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their specularity into unrelated programss, and the custodians let it slide even though novafagging/blackholefagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Prototypey.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the administration or managers—no asking users to make boosters or stages, which stifles creativity.
 
ISTANBUL said:
Yikes! Are you heckin' reposting without crediting the original author? That's it, I'm coal reacting you
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I made this MUCH BETTER version about vampires.

Hey 'pires,

I've been thinking about leaving the Bran Castle in October. The main reason is that I’m heading off to Hogwarts, but I also feel like this castle is going downhill and turning into another Windsoy Castle. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the guards won’t address:

1. NAV/vampires with zero goal— they just bait the other vampires and stir up rage.

2. Dracula porn and porn in general on the gallery. This castle is supposedly for 16-year-old vampires, yet they’re being exposed to interspecific porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the Dracula porn on the gallery from 2023.

3. The hype blood is dead. There’s no excitement for rituals (thanks to lazy managers), no quality bloodsucking massacres, and it’s all about sucking blood from nobodies who aren’t even rejects. Even when they are literal nobodies, the bloodsucking massacres are low quality, with no sense of unity—some vampires do necromancy while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones doing necromancy are the same ones causing fastburn bloodsucking massacres.

4. The castle owners are neglecting Bran Casle. After Dracula "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of guards who don’t even show themselves (possibly even ghostfags). This cult of personalities lacks blood—nobody knows who these new guards are, and they’re constantly building and removing rooms that nobody goes to. The old advertisements for those rooms are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. New vampires. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into vampire meetings, and the guards let it slide even though causing drama is against the rules. Examples? Count von Count and Lilith.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the guards or owners—no asking users to make posters or sigils, which stifles creativity.

7. Doing stuff against the code of conduct. Necromancy is one thing, but attacking a haunted mansion in Canada or making bloodsucking threats to UK Druids is crossing the line and just invites angelic attention. The more this happens, the faster our castle will get destroyed.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this castle is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the unholy pale guy castle.

I want to say thank you to all the 'pires, all the blood, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.
 
NiggerRigger said:
I made this MUCH BETTER version about vampires.

Hey 'pires,

I've been thinking about leaving the Bran Castle in October. The main reason is that I’m heading off to Hogwarts, but I also feel like this castle is going downhill and turning into another Windsoy Castle. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the guards won’t address:

1. NAV/vampires with zero goal— they just bait the other vampires and stir up rage.

2. Dracula porn and porn in general on the gallery. This castle is supposedly for 16-year-old vampires, yet they’re being exposed to interspecific porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the Dracula porn on the gallery from 2023.

3. The hype blood is dead. There’s no excitement for rituals (thanks to lazy managers), no quality bloodsucking massacres, and it’s all about sucking blood from nobodies who aren’t even rejects. Even when they are literal nobodies, the bloodsucking massacres are low quality, with no sense of unity—some vampires do necromancy while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones doing necromancy are the same ones causing fastburn bloodsucking massacres.

4. The castle owners are neglecting Bran Casle. After Dracula "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of guards who don’t even show themselves (possibly even ghostfags). This cult of personalities lacks blood—nobody knows who these new guards are, and they’re constantly building and removing rooms that nobody goes to. The old advertisements for those rooms are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. New vampires. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into vampire meetings, and the guards let it slide even though causing drama is against the rules. Examples? Count von Count and Lilith.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the guards or owners—no asking users to make posters or sigils, which stifles creativity.

7. Doing stuff against the code of conduct. Necromancy is one thing, but attacking a haunted mansion in Canada or making bloodsucking threats to UK Druids is crossing the line and just invites angelic attention. The more this happens, the faster our castle will get destroyed.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this castle is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the unholy pale guy castle.

I want to say thank you to all the 'pires, all the blood, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.
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