• Happy pride month, xisters of the schlog!

Should i give Miko ravenfield o algo?

i’m not gonna play wrist valet for some dumb showmanship crap, don’t play with me.
Ah... per-haps the in-clu-sion of some Jurassic Park cards wooould chANGE your mind, Mister Basil? The preferred pay-ment MEthod of... those-who-have nooothing in regard to ambi-tion. You've proved your-self a rather... impulsive in-di-VID-ual... and the encounter with a-man-you-wish-not to name has... affected your perCEPtion a bit. Is that so?
 
I don't buy kids beer.
>C'mon, unc, it'll take... like... two minutes, tops! All you gotta do is go in there, buy us a pack of Miller Lite, and we'll pay you twice what you pay for it! Please, bro, the frat put us up to this... if we get them the beer before midnight, we'll have invites to all of the parties for the rest of the year! You gotta do this for us… please bro…
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Do you know the legend of Sisyphus, the guy who keeps pushing the boulder up the mountain, only for it to keep rolling down again? Miko is the boulder.
he's 5'10 or so iirc, so probably 350 pounds.
Ok I get it, he's gon have a TLC show in his future. Y'know my momma told me that if you eat a sugar and if you drink a diet coke it'll cancel out the sugar and our friend's been following the advice.
 
How heavy is mikobowl? Is he like 20 pounds over fat or 200 pounds over fat.
To put things into perspective: you know how nuclear aircraft carriers can go 20 years without refueling? Replace aircraft carrier with Miko and fuel with fast food, that's the best way I can describe it.
It's honestly depressing that he's so fat at such a young age.
 
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