please help, "soy jacks" have taken over my son's life

[amethyst]

"soy jacks" have taken over my sons life, I need someone here to help me, it started off pretty small, he told me he was into this "internet meme" called "soy wojacks", i looked it over, seemed funny. That was 5 years ago, now my son has locked himself inside his room, using a pile of soyjack plushies to guard me from opening it. When he comes out (The 1 time he does a week) he carries 5 bottles of empty sproke filled with human waste and empty bags of food and throws them away. He will not speak to me, and will not leave the house, only will go to this weird website called "soyjak.party". I've tried it all, but he seems to find a way to browse it. I tired killing the WiFi but he payed someone in yoyleberries to let him have his, so he has his own wifi source, and trying to take away his PC causes him to go into a fit of terror, where he'll scream "KYS J@RTY SAMEFAGGING SHITOKO ALT MEXCREMENT ESL FNF SHITSKIN DISCORD PEDOTRANNYNIGGER" until he gets it back please someone tell me how I stop this. I've tried doing a thing I call "Gemmy Prizes" where I give him free "gemmy soy jacks" (in his soy jack community it means a good soy jack meme post) when he does good things, like come out of his room, or doesn't use more then 20+ hours of wifi a day but it only works so much please someone tell me how I can get my son back, I miss that boy, he's 37 now, and needs a job. He also keeps boasting to me about how he trolled "discord trannies" by spamming "DNB" into their "discord server", whatever that is.

 

[BLACKHAWK]

so its hard to believe you posses child.

 

[selfishlittlefuck]

future hyperborean supersoldier

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

Is your husband a federal agent or former federal agent? If so be careful, his life might be in danger

 

[Aedra]

This is like the soyjak version of that one incel copypasta.

 

[amethyst]

This is like the soyjak version of that one incel copypasta.

this story sounds made up
and i hope it is because its just sad and also disgusting because of all the pedo shit

 

[Aedra]

this story sounds made up
and i hope it is because its just sad and also disgusting because of all the pedo shit

Pretty sure it is made up tbh. It fits into too many stereotypes.

 

[Nihilma]

This is like the soyjak version of that one incel copypasta.

geg

 

[MoonMetropolis]

I'm ""friends"" with someone who loves these fucking wojaks.

He posts them constantly, huge batches of 25+ images in a go, all of them fucked up hideous MSPaint redraws of ladybugs or cows or videogames or whatever. The ugliest shit imaginable, and he giggles like a retard at them. He sees a picture of a soijak with the caption "BILLIOSN MUST BEE EXTERMINATED" and he won't shut up about it for a week, trotting out the same catchphrases. "Nice to PEE here!" "CHEESED to meet you!" Devoid of any context and then giggling to himself. No one else laughs.

He browses on his phone. He has 2 gigabytes of these things saved. He failed out of college and got fired for his nepotism delivery job because he was drinking on the job while driving the company car. He is the stupidest person I have ever met. He is who I think of every time I see these posted.