/calm/ Anonymous Confession Thread [Schlog Death Edition]

[Chesnaught]

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https://schlogfessionsiii.straw.page/ STRAWPAGE FOR THOSE WHO LIKE GAMBLING

Post File Garden links to drawings/image confessions

Spoiler: old thread OP

Go post 'em
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[COBSONSANA1488]

There are more than a few people who use incomprehensible woah jack edits in casual conversation with their irl friends or family though

>soyjaks are heckin cringy and incel pilled anon! but skibidi toilet and grooming minors is ok!

 

[NT]

well normal people actually shit on retards because its funny you shit on retards because your ashamed of having autism and want to fit in with us normals.

That's true, but why would I want to embrace being a retard?
I'm sure it's not all that "deep", I know, it's just that I'd probably be on the level of Soygoy if I didn't try to LARP as something I'm not.
But I do see what you mean; being a dishonest retard who actively tries to fit in with normal people probably comes off as weird and I'm having a hard time realizing that.
I don't know, really.

 

[istanbul]

>soyjaks are heckin cringy and incel pilled anon! but skibidi toilet and grooming minors is ok!

Are you agreeing with me or mocking me? I can't tell

 

[COBSONSANA1488]

That's true, but why would I want to embrace being a retard?
I'm sure it's not all that "deep", I know, it's just that I'd probably be on the level of Soygoy if I didn't try to LARP as something I'm not.
But I do see what you mean; being a dishonest retard who actively tries to fit in with normal people probably comes off as weird and I'm having a hard time realizing that.
I don't know, really.

you see we get to the issue at hand. you are so retarded you both take my post seriously and you dont realize that trying too hard is retarded.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

There are more than a few people who use incomprehensible woah jack edits in casual conversation with their irl friends or family though

Using the booru is as normal as it gets. Unless you have an account

 

[COBSONSANA1488]

Are you agreeing with me or mocking me? I can't tell

im heckin agreeing with you trans xister

 

[COBSONSANA1488]

Using the booru is as normal as it gets. Unless you have an account

ive just realized you have been baiting this entire time. nice you actually seemed genuine

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

At least one of em must've been serious I suppose, not that there's any way to check.
Stop being such a killjoy, faggot.

you're a killjoy

 

[Soygoy]

good! then youre on your way to quit being a furry forever! in a years time you will be a normal member of society and a user of soyjak.party!

I'll never be "normal"
You can't "fix" me.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

ive just realized you have been baiting this entire time. nice you actually seemed genuine

Nothing I said was bait. What the hell are you on about? I introduced one of my friends to the booru and he just gets soyjaks and leaves. Can't get any more normal than that.

 

[COBSONSANA1488]

I'll never be "normal"
You can't "fix" me.

really? do you relish in that fact? that you can never build anything with anyone and you will die alone with no one loved or no one loving you.

 

[Soygoy]

really? do you relish in that fact? that you can never build anything with anyone and you will die alone with no one loved or no one loving you.

Marge. We've been over this, I've been on this site and entertained your way of life long enough to know that I can't keep up the facade of being anyone but myself.

 

[istanbul]

you're a killjoy

I'm not doe

 

[COBSONSANA1488]

Marge. We've been over this, I've been on this site and entertained your way of life long enough to know that I can't keep up the facade of being anyone but myself.

just let the normal people exploit you like youre a oil well lil nigga.

 

[ILoveVesna]

>I'll never be "normal"
>You can't fix me.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

You aren't normal. Nobody who uses the sharty or adjacent sites is normal. Stop trying to be a normie.

stop projecting

 

[basil]

You aren't normal. Nobody who uses the sharty or adjacent sites is normal. Stop trying to be a normie.

i am actually the most normal person on here

 

[Fagon]

Rangeban Britain

 

[basil]

Rangeban Britain

unironically it would get rid of the problems

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

i agree, seriousposting is necessary at times. we all can't is say the same old jokes every day.