How do I get a girlfriend?

[encrusting_acro]

I want either a hot tall goth girl to dominate me or a Vietnamese Catholic to eventually start a family and spend the rest of my life with.

 

[Chimperator]

This thread is now a dick measuring contest.

 

[Hoot]

Derailcord woke up

 

[Jimb0]

derail cord is sleeping

 

[Chimperator]

Talk to woman.
Woman friendly?
Continue talk to woman.
Declare to woman your love.
Break up 2 weeks later.

 

[Chairman]

>Only cares about money
>Supports Israeli company (Ludia)
>Hates piracy
>Establishment shill whenever its convenient
>Doesn't support others on the rise
>Crosses others just to get mad when it happens to him
>Has had sex with another man
>Thinks he's white even though he's not
>Anorexic
Is Basil fucking Jewish?

No, he's half-Russian half-Arab.

 

[Chimperator]

No, he's half-Russian half-Arab.

He is not Russian.

 

[Chairman]

I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS
LIKE UNIRONICALLY I COULD SHOW YOU GUYS

my bad m9 here's that attention i owe you...
Psyche!

 

[Chairman]

He is not Russian.

I saw him IRL but he left my school Basil is his real name (it's an arab name)

 

[Chimperator]

I saw him IRL but he left my school Basil is his real name (it's an arab name)

Cap.

 

[Chairman]

alright let me try to get erect

This will probably get you hard

File:Lolicon Sample.png - Wikimedia Commons

commons.wikimedia.org

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Just be a fat nigger who doesn't shower like imperator and women will flock to you

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Delete this

This will probably get you hard

File:Lolicon Sample.png - Wikimedia Commons

commons.wikimedia.org

 

[Chimperator]

Just be a fat nigger who doesn't shower like imperator and women will flock to you

Ermm to clarify, I am a plus sized straight white male and I shower often.

 

[Chimperator]

Transwoman jannitor that does it benevolently can you do your part of the work and delete this outrageous piece of filth off my safe space pretty please?

 

[Chairman]

This will probably get you hard

File:Lolicon Sample.png - Wikimedia Commons

commons.wikimedia.org

>3 Jartycuck reacts
Black Jews seething when I insulted their Rabbi

 

[Chimperator]

>3 Jartycuck reacts
Black Jews seething when I insulted their Rabbi

Basil isn't a rabbi nufig.