After making ten thousand edits to WikiProject:LGBT rights you will get a snail mail message from "His Mightiness and Supreme Leader, Glorious and Imperious Froot of the Sojak Party" written in a Caesar Cipher, which upon breaking reveals a set of coordinates (longitude, latitude, and altitude) where your nearest recruitment office is located (it will always be one in your country, there is always at least one active recruitment office in each country) and a riddle whose answer is the password required to enter the recruitment office. Once inside, you will be given extremely specific intructions on how to become a bvll.