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Discussion Which shlog user is most likely to be a closeted homosexual?

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HWABAG said:
erm, i thought you hated anime
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Touhou is not an anime.

I also want to add that obviously the sparkles stuff is all fake, but I'm starting to put myself, my true self, out there for people to see, and yeah, I have issues with sexuality and romantic relationships in the sense that I don't understand them, never have been able to, I don't even think I want to be able to. I just want friends but even that seems impossible. You want a reality check? Here's my reality check:
  • Never gonna have sex
  • Never gonna get a gf
  • Never gonna give you up
  • Never gonna let you down
  • Never gonna run around and desert you
 
condolana said:
SmallPenis trying to drain the site of its users award.
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It's not even gonna work doebeit
I'll never delete my account, I am actually having fun sharing some aspects about myself and how I think and not being afraid to share my love of things that I enjoy because I know people will be negative, but I know now how to best deal with it, by ignoring them.
 
Soygoy said:
I will continue to strive towards asexuality and aromanticism as sex and romantic relationships are bad for the mind and the sovl.
My heart needs to go towards my autistic passion projects and not weird gooning fantasies. I want to explain that most of my homosexual comments are indeed satire, but if anything it's just, I'm not seeking a person, I am not currently attracted to anyone or any gender, I am currently in a state of non caringness. I would not consider myself to be a heterosexual person or a homosexual or anythingsexual. I don't want to put a label on it. I don't want anything to do with sexuality in an unironic way, I want it to be absent from my actual life because it is such a meaningless thing that doesn't matter, I am autistic, these things don't apply to me, they shouldn't, I am disallowed from having relationships with women and also disallowed from having relationships with men.

Both genders are just as equally as shitty as eachother, men bully eachother and are often untrustworthy just as women can easily backstab or be evil.
It's really a hard thing for me to explain, yes, I am confused, but we are talking about real life here, I can't explain this, so if you want, then fine. I will give you the answer that heteronormative society wants
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Well I'd say that's perfectly logical, buddy, as you say that you don't have a need for sexuality. Scripture mentions such a thing.
>To the unmarried and the widows I say that it is good for them to remain single, as I am. But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to burn with passion. - First Epistle to the Corinthians, Chapter 7
 
Soygoy said:
I will continue to strive towards asexuality and aromanticism as sex and romantic relationships are bad for the mind and the sovl.
My heart needs to go towards my autistic passion projects and not weird gooning fantasies. I want to explain that most of my homosexual comments are indeed satire, but if anything it's just, I'm not seeking a person, I am not currently attracted to anyone or any gender, I am currently in a state of non caringness. I would not consider myself to be a heterosexual person or a homosexual or anythingsexual. I don't want to put a label on it. I don't want anything to do with sexuality in an unironic way, I want it to be absent from my actual life because it is such a meaningless thing that doesn't matter, I am autistic, these things don't apply to me, they shouldn't, I am disallowed from having relationships with women and also disallowed from having relationships with men.

Both genders are just as equally as shitty as eachother, men bully eachother and are often untrustworthy just as women can easily backstab or be evil.
It's really a hard thing for me to explain, yes, I am confused, but we are talking about real life here, I can't explain this, so if you want, then fine. I will give you the answer that heteronormative society wants

[tsmt]

Schlog Fatigue Syndrome is real holy shit?!?!
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AutismGOD maxxing... I kneel. I wish I could be like this unironically but I'm not systematic-minded enough. It's part of why I wanted to troon out, in hopes it would change my autism to be more into things rather than people.
 
sodack said:
You forgot the part where you get a boyfriend.
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Having a boyfriend would be a collosal fucking nightmare because faggots are horror beyond what you can conceive. Especially the submissive ones, they're all degenerates.
Then theres women, they're all whores and the heppin ekick based autistic woman who acts and talks just like you and is chill and doesn't care just doesn't exist.
and the potential ones that do end up being trans NOOOOOOOOOOO
babababababababababababa
 
Soygoy said:
Having a boyfriend would be a collosal fucking nightmare because faggots are horror beyond what you can conceive. Especially the submissive ones, they're all degenerates.
Then theres women, they're all whores and the heppin ekick based autistic woman who acts and talks just like you and is chill and doesn't care just doesn't exist.
and the potential ones that do end up being trans NOOOOOOOOOOO
babababababababababababa
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cringiest thing you could've wrote
 
Soyteen Liker said:
AutismGOD maxxing... I kneel. I wish I could be like this unironically but I'm not systematic-minded enough. It's part of why I wanted to troon out, in hopes it would change my autism to be more into things rather than people.
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In real life, I have a fear of sex unironically. I also hate normies. If you have sex, you better do it with a good cause, like you did it with a boyfriend or girlfriend or something, if instead you hook up with a stranger, then I fear you, because I fear strangers, and those who have intercourse with strangers I fear the most. How you can do that is not a honor or display of bravery it is a display of lust on a level that I don't understand.

You could have just fucking wanked off mate.
You went out of your way to give sexual pleasure to a black man to try and fit in. I hate you.
 

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