You wake up as a schlog-slug, what do you do?

[Ytsuken]

Wow

 

[Gapey]

get a job

 

[Watt]

slug around

 

[Gem Control]

Honestly if I saw that damn thing in my living room I'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain

 

[Ytsuken]

Honestly if I saw that damn thing in my living room I'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain

Chud

 

[basil]

Honestly if I saw that damn thing in my living room I'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain

what if it were me

 

[Gem Control]

what if it were me

Burn baby burn disco inferno

 

[basil]

Burn wizard burn disco inferno

that’s pretty violent. i would keep myself as a pet!

 

[MoonMetropolis]

Honestly if I saw that damn thing in my living room I'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain

Why not just smash it with a slugger?

 

[greg]

I’d let it make an account here and create drama with others and shitfling

 

[Ytsuken]

I’d let it make an account here and create drama with others and shitfling

keyed

 

[Itransheartblox]

Wow

Goon all day to terrycrews

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Spread my slime everywhere.

 

[Fagon]

Wow

probably add teenagers on steam to tell about how hard my "tiny pecker" is.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

ponder about hitler and bbc

 

[SunniPQTRIQT]

Write "FAGGOT" on some user with my slime

 

[1844 or Something]

Slugs eat beetroot leaves just like schlog-slugs slowly eat Broot's soul

 

[AshkeNazi]

have fun without giving a fuck