Yo mama jokes

[FUNNYUSERNAME]

Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

this is not the yomama channel

 

[FUNNYUSERNAME]

this is not the yomama channel

Yo mama so fat when she played FNAF she couldn't fit in the suit

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

yo mama is so fat she sat in the class with everyone

 

[FUNNYUSERNAME]

yo mama is so fat she sat in the class with everyone

yo mama so old she sat next to moses in third grade

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Yo mama is so fat that she has her own zip code.
Yo mama is so fat she could sell her shadow in the summer.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and that's how Skittles were created.
Yo mama is so fat that she applies makeup with a spatula.
Yo mama is so fat that the book “In 80 days around yo mama” was written.
Yo mama is so fat that she can't roll over.
Yo mama is so fat she can't fit in the ocean.
Yo mama is so fat that she visited hell by bungee jumping.
Yo mama is so fat that they organize climbing trips on it.
Yo mama is so fat that she pays taxes in three countries at once.
Yo mama is so fat that after getting a menu at a restaurant she said, “Okay.”
Yo mama is so fat that it causes server overload.
Yo mama is so fat that she irons clothes on the highway.
Yo mama is so fat that they take pictures of her from a satellite.
Yo mama is so fat that she falls off both sides of the bed at the same time.
Yo mama is so fat that sumo wrestlers are anorexics next to her.
Yo mama is so fat that she sank the Titanic.
Yo mama is so fat that she collapsed your family tree.
Yo mama is so fat that you took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still in print.
Yo mama is so old that she was a godmother during the baptism of Poland.
Yo mama is so old that she starred in the first episode of the Bold and the beautiful.
Yo mama is so old that when she leaves the museum, the alarm goes off.
Yo mama is so old that she remembers when Burger King was still a prince.
Yo mama is so old that she remembers when the Dead Sea was barely Sick.
Yo mama is so old that it fell to earth killing dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so old that she watched the creation of the world while eating popcorn.
Yo mama is so old that she arranged the calendar with the Mayans.
Yo mama is so old that she still has black and white thoughts.
Yo mama is so old that she passed her driver's license on a dinosaur.
Yo mama is so big that it has two accounts on tumblr.
Yo mama is so big that a smaller old revolves around her.
Yo mama is so hairy that the only language it knows is wookie.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks past the TV, you miss an episode of your favorite show.
Yo mama is so fat that it takes a year before she turns around.
Yo mama is so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama is so old she owes Moses 5 zlotys.
Yo mama is cheaper than Lidl.
Yo mama is in every fifth Kinder Surprise.
Yo mama is in the skate off zone.
Yo mama is symmetrical about a point.
Yo mama is so ugly that even bacteria run away from her.
Yo mama is so stupid that she goes to the movies with the remote control.
Yo mama is so stupid that she would starve to death if stuck in a vegetable shop.
Yo mama is so stupid that she takes pull-ups for a pregnancy test.
Yo mama is so fat that Bill Gates couldn't pay to cure her obesity.
Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in zones.
Yo mama is so fat that they give you a GPS kit to go with it.
Yo mama is so fat that they attach a life jacket to her soup portion.
Yo mama is so fat that, as God said: “Let there be light,” he had to tell her to step aside.
Yo mama is so fat that when she waits for the subway, she pounces on the surface.
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she gets a group discount.
Yo mama is so fat that when the doctor wanted to show her with a laser pointer the places to lose weight, he had to use a halogen.
Yo mama is so fat that when she turns on the bed, she chips her ass against the hot chandelier.
Yo mama is so fat that when she stands on the scale, she sees her phone number.
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets into the bathtub, there is no room for water.
Yo mama is so fat that she is just as tall standing up as she is lying down.
Yo mama is so fat that when a promotion comes up, she rushes into the store with doors and windows.

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[FUNNYUSERNAME]

Yo mama is symmetrical about a point.

Blud this joke is incomprehensible

 

[8doe]

yo mama so forgettable

 

[4tehlulz]

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[FUNNYUSERNAME]

y

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[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Blud this joke is incomprehensible

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Yes same type of joke as yo mama is amogus

 

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