Coal Where can I find this specific kind of woman?

[Zondien]

-Needs to be shy but kind, not insufferable or narcissistic
-Can't be a tranny
-Needs to look good
-Can't be fat
-Needs to be smart and into philosophy o algo
-Needs to have the same chuddy interests as me
-Needs to be into le hecking aesthetics or some shit
-Needs to be terminally online but in a fun way instead of a niggerhell way
If you guys have tips to find these cryptids day in the thread or whatever

 

[basil]

-Needs to be shy but kind, not insufferable or narcissistic
-Can't be a tranny
-Needs to look good
-Can't be fat
-Needs to be smart and into philosophy o algo
-Needs to have the same chuddy interests as me
-Needs to be into le hecking aesthetics or some shit
-Needs to be terminally online but in a fun way instead of a niggerhell way
If you guys have tips to find these cryptids day in the thread or whatever

you’re cuckoo!!

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

doesnt exist btw

 

[Zondien]

>Go on ChinkTok
>Find autisic woman of my dreams
>Get sad I can't get with her
>Every. Single. Time

 

[baqqrih]

School, rarely, and excluding crap like the "terminally online" part.

 

[evandoe]

Get yourself in shape first.

 

[Zondien]

Get yourself in shape first.

I am already in decent shape. What's next? Run after her?

 

[ribbon]

-Needs to be shy but kind, not insufferable or narcissistic

Outside

-Can't be a tranny

Trannies are narcissistic

-Needs to look good

Thats almost everywhere if your standards arent that high

-Can't be fat

hard to find online

-Needs to be smart and into philosophy o algo

outside or in "smart" places like online discussion of philosophy or some shit

-Needs to have the same chuddy interests as me

hard to find, unless its some old lady, which are usually everything you listed geg

-Needs to be into le hecking aesthetics or some shit

thats like everyone

-Needs to be terminally online but in a fun way instead of a niggerhell way

impossible being terminally online is already niggerhell and if you mean "in the same way i am terminally online" theyre either gonna be fat or mean assholes like me, like half of the ones outside.
I think just looking for friends like you would with dudes without paying attention if its a chick or not makes it easier.

 

[evandoe]

I am already in decent shape. What's next? Run after her?

Glue this to your cap but replace the carrot with a picture of her.

 

[sodack]

-Needs to look good
-Needs to be terminally online

 

[Zondien]

Well it's possible. Have you seen the sisas I posted in the cosplay thread? Actually, the women I was looking for itt are exactly like those ones. Also you're terminally online by browsing soy woahjack sites and I bet you look good. So I think you're being overly cynical

 

[Namefag]

Overseas maybe

 

[sodack]

>Go on ChinkTok
>Find autisic woman of my dreams
>Get sad I can't get with her
>Every. Single. Time

Do you attempt to contact them or what?

 

[basil]

Do you attempt to contact them or what?

you can’t do that on tiktok

 

[sodack]

you can’t do that on tiktok

Oh I figured there would be a messaging feature, I don’t use chinktok.

 

[basil]

Oh I figured there would be a messaging feature, I don’t use chinktok.

if so that woman would probably think it’s just another orbiter