Discussion What weapons would you have on your person if opps showed up unannounced?

[_account]

I'm not talking about planning to clash with the opps, I'm talking about what you have guaranteed at all times. Anything counts, car keys, wallet with chain on it (garrot), etc.
Here's mine: (you may wonder how pliers can be used as a weapon but they absolutely can)

 

[_account]

@Neal

 

[KingCargo]

My guns, the one on my right arm and the one on my left arm.

 

[1844 or Something]

If dey pull up to da crib, I'll have my knives and about 10 mall ninja swords nearby. I had a shitty crossbow pistol, but it's out of commission.
Outside, I'd probably have my hatchet on my belt and a pocket knife. Maybe my sickle, scythe, or pitchfork close-by if I'm lucky
(All of these are legal fuck off feds)

 

[_account]

If dey pull up to da crib, I'll have my knives and about 10 mall ninja swords nearby. I had a shitty crossbow pistol, but it's out of commission.
Outside, I'd probably have my hatchet on my belt and a pocket knife. Maybe my sickle, scythe, or pitchfork close-by if I'm lucky
(All of these are legal fuck off feds)

*On your person*

 

[1844 or Something]

*On your person*
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sorry, I skimmed.
Well then I'd just have my normal shitty pocket knife if they came to my door. Outside is the same except for the last 3

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

ithaca model 37 featherlight 16ga
although i dont have any shells

 

[_account]

ithaca model 37 featherlight 16ga
although i dont have any shells

Lame!!!
I hope you're one of the fast ones

 

[Neal]

@Neal

Wrestling + Boxing, some weird violent images that make me angry, small baseball bat or an African drum.
Evidence:

 

[_account]

Wrestling + Boxing, some weird violent images that make me angry, small baseball bat or an African drum.
Evidence:
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(Sigh) not what you would bring to a fight, what you have if a fight randomly came up. I doubt your carrying around a picture of a bat or drum.

 

[Neal]

(Sigh) not what you would bring to a fight, what you have if a fight randomly came up. I doubt your carrying around a picture of a bat or drum.

This, cause these the brand of shoes I got.

 

[_account]

Wrestling + Boxing, some weird violent images that make me angry, small baseball bat or an African drum.
Evidence:
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That 1st video in the bathroom is definitely my style geg, just use the floor to hit your opponent.

 

[Neal]

That 1st video in the bathroom is definitely my style geg, just use the floor to hit your opponent.

Just make sure you don't do it incorrectly and end up like the nigger who attempted a suplex in the video here.

 

[_account]

Just make sure you don't do it incorrectly and end up like the nigger who attempted a suplex in the video here.
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>TFW all the weed and malt liquor makes me forget who's head I should smack on the floor

 

[Neal]

>TFW all the weed and malt liquor makes me forget who's head I should smack on the floor

Fr, I don't even know if they're even trying to punch stuff.

 

[_account]

Bump

 

[Gigafly]

my bbc mayng

 

[evandoe]

I always walk with a pocket knife 24/7 just in case

 

[evandoe]

I would show my full arsenal if it wasn't for soyboy's cucked resolution.