Rant What the fuck are the point of haiku poems?

[Soyteen Liker]

For those that don't know, they're Japanese (but English versions exist too) "poems" with 3 lines in a 5-7-5 syllable pattern, except sometimes that rule doesn't apply apparently. I already find most poems kind of stupid, it's like deciphering a puzzle only for a gay message like "whaoaooaoa life is beautiful!!" but haikus are too short to sound good so they just seem fucking retarded, how can anyone take this shit seriously?


HOW IS THAT A HAIKU? And what the fuck is that even supposed to even say?


"That's it? That's the emotionally striking haiku?"

Maybe this website is AI o algo but every haiku I see is fucking stupid.



More "profound" haikus.

Am I missing something or do you guys agree?

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

dumb amerimutts have too little sense and intelligence to get it, don't bother. Doesn't really work with english anyway

 

[Soyteen Liker]

dumb amerimutts have too little sense and intelligence to get it, don't bother. Doesn't really work with english anyway

It's presented as if they make sense in English (which they don't), without any explanation of the Japanese langauge's context. Perhaps it was my introduction to them that was at fault, my bad

 

[baqqrih]

The point of haikus
Is to convey a message
Of the author's point

 

[NigKiller_Tojo]

It's presented as if they make sense in English (which they don't), without any explanation of the Japanese langauge's context. Perhaps it was my introduction to them that was at fault, my bad

forcibly mixing languages and structures don't really work, much like how race mixing creates abominations

 

[Yes]

limericks are better

 

[istanbul]

>what is the point of artistic expression?
dunno

 

[mischizo]

poetGODS own you lol

 

[Gem Control]

Muh japanese kulchuuuuuuuur!!!!!!!!!!

 

[HWABAG]

Muh japanese kulchuuuuuuuur!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KingCargo]

Soyteen Liker is,
A retarded nigger-
something something brap

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

For those that don't know, they're Japanese (but English versions exist too) "poems" with 3 lines in a 5-7-5 syllable pattern, except sometimes that rule doesn't apply apparently. I already find most poems kind of stupid, it's like deciphering a puzzle only for a gay message like "whaoaooaoa life is beautiful!!" but haikus are too short to sound good so they just seem fucking retarded, how can anyone take this shit seriously?

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HOW IS THAT A HAIKU? And what the fuck is that even supposed to even say?

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"That's it? That's the emotionally striking haiku?"

Maybe this website is AI o algo but every haiku I see is fucking stupid.

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More "profound" haikus.

Am I missing something or do you guys agree?

Sounds like leftover bullshit from the Beatnik era

 

[Fagon]

>What the fuck are the point of haiku poems?
>For those that don't know, they're Japanese (but English versions exist too) "poems" with 3 lines in a 5-7-5 syllable pattern, except sometimes that rule doesn't apply apparently. I already find most poems kind of stupid, it's like deciphering a puzzle only for a gay message like "whaoaooaoa life is beautiful!!" but haikus are too short to sound good so they just seem fucking retarded, how can anyone take this shit seriously?
>HOW IS THAT A HAIKU? And what the fuck is that even supposed to even say?

 

[Gem Control]

@Soyteen Liker write a poem about you giving the succ

 

[molly]

doubt it makes as much sense in english

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

For those that don't know, they're Japanese (but English versions exist too) "poems" with 3 lines in a 5-7-5 syllable pattern, except sometimes that rule doesn't apply apparently. I already find most poems kind of stupid, it's like deciphering a puzzle only for a gay message like "whaoaooaoa life is beautiful!!" but haikus are too short to sound good so they just seem fucking retarded, how can anyone take this shit seriously?

View attachment 44947
HOW IS THAT A HAIKU? And what the fuck is that even supposed to even say?

View attachment 44949
"That's it? That's the emotionally striking haiku?"

Maybe this website is AI o algo but every haiku I see is fucking stupid.

View attachment 44950

More "profound" haikus.

Am I missing something or do you guys agree?

All poems are gay and retarded
Only foids and fags like them

 

[jimbo]

nonsense

why did he just delete it

 

[soyjack]

why did he just delete it

I don't know he deleted most of his messages a few days ago too
I like this behavior, not gonna lie
I might follow suit

 

[jimbo]

I don't know he deleted most of his messages a few days ago too
I like this behavior, not gonna lie
I might follow suit

you have like over 2300 messages that's gonna be pretty tedious

 

[soyjack]

you have like over 2300 messages that's gonna be pretty tedious

If I decide to do this I'll just message an admin. If they can't help I will give up