Discussion What do you want in a xister (friend)?

[Redditor]

Tired of only interacting with 'cord xisters behind a screen? What would you want in a IRL xister? Such as hobbies, interests, or just how they look. This thread isn't actually a friend application (because that's gay balls), but rather if you were to have one.

Here are my musts:

• Be born on or before 2007.
• Can be any gender/sex (for gender identity, any as long as it isn't ridiculous).
• Can be LGBTQ+ or POC, I don't discriminate.
• Not a Diddy.
• Is fine with lack of attention, I like my alone time.
• Is fine with lack of communication, I'm old-school and prefer communication over telephone calls or electronic mail.
• Is fine with an "older style" of living, I'm going to watch that on a crappy CRT. I'm going to listen to that on CD. And so on.
• Must be from the NYC, Central and Southern NJ, Philadelphia metro, or Delaware area.
• Like oldfag culture.
• Cannot like tranime (or at least discuss about it to me).
• Be slightly boring but not too boring.
• Can be outside all day walking, especially at the city/ghetto.
• Spergy, I love to listen about intrests.
• Bonus: has autism or Asperger's.

I don't think I require much. What do you schlogcucks want in a friend? This discussion is mostly directed to those with terrible social skills, however anyone can join. Also unban Soyteen Liker so she can be doing these engagement posts to keep PPD up and not me.

 

[Iberius]

I have a lot of friends so based on their common characteristics:

• Reckless
• Gymrats
• Outgoing
• Tranime haters
• Use instagram

 

[princessparkles]

I am friebds w all except
Jews
Pagans
Niggers
Atheists
Chinks
Danish
Norwegian
Gay
Men (most)

 

[Retarded_FAG]

I am friebds w all except
Jews
Pagans
Niggers
Atheists
Chinks
Danish
Norwegian
Gay
Men (most)

why danish and norwegians?