Datamining What are your thoughts on aliens?

[1844 or Something]

Imagine being the first human to fuck an alien. You'd go down in the history books.

Step aside, disabled pooners, this Aryan has a new goal

 

[1844 or Something]

what if the aliens contact us and the first thing they get back is PornDude-BLACKED.COM_JAPANESE_JOURNALIST_VS_BIGGEST_BBC_EVER.4K_x264.mkv

Naaaaaah bro they're gonna find someone's 'p and call the space feds we're so fucked

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Actually, you know the strangest outcome. If aliens were real, what if they were just humans? Like exactly the same makeup as us with no distinguishable differences? Makes you wonder how in the fuck they made it a hundred billion miles away from earth. Or say they were humans that came from an entirely seperate world/planet altogether with no relation to earth whatsoever.

 

[KingCargo]

This thread glows.

 

[centurywalker]

Apologies for i want to expand my ideo of aliens in my fictional story:
-giant robots that could switch out their body parts (cybertronians and ACs)
-Technically not aliens but aliens who are another creation of god similar to angels that every alien civilization that try to oppose or fight them (also underestimate them) get their asses handed to them
-Yautja who got subjugated by the covenant which forces some of the yautja to conver to the covenant’s religion but some of them are allowed to continue their religion to keep relations stable
-Space “elves” who used to interact with forerunners but became almost extinct with only around 200 people still living. Also they joined the covenant but had a schism as the space elves vibe more with the space angels
-Also there is turians and krogans too and other mass effect aliens too

 

[Zondien]

I don't want aliens to exist because that would make us humans more special o algo

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

Bomb em er somethin

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

Hopefully the aliens we meet are like Roger or Paul and they're le heckin funny o algo

 

[PepsiMan]

They're real and they're hostile, they defeated our ancestors, the Agarthans with trickery and deception, the aliens are soulless beings shaped by the random throws of evolution while us Humans descend from the Agarthans who themselves shaped themselves when the mass of chaotic spiritual energy gained sentience and shaped a form for itself in the physical realm

 

[PepsiMan]

DO YOU HEAR ME ALIENS ARE HOSTILE ENTITIES HELLBENT ON DEGRADING US WITH NIGGERS AND CHINKS
JEWS ARE HYBRID HUMAN-ALIENS THAT ACT AS THE AGENTS OF EVIL ON TERRA
WHITE MAN, WAKE UP!

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

DO YOU HEAR ME ALIENS ARE HOSTILE ENTITIES HELLBENT ON DEGRADING US WITH NIGGERS AND CHINKS
JEWS ARE HYBRID HUMAN-ALIENS THAT ACT AS THE AGENTS OF EVIL ON TERRA
WHITE MAN, WAKE UP!

Yikes, biggoted much, humanoid?

 

[PepsiMan]

Yikes, biggoted much, humanoid?

Roger is cool he isn't trying to degrade whites with niggers he's just gay lol

 

[Username:Required]

Aliens are all dead.

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

Aliens are all dead.

If alien is dead then why is mars?

 

[PepsiMan]

Aliens are all dead.

our ancient enemies ate themselves after they defeated the Agarthans, obliterated themselves with the Agarthan tech they stole and copied poorly, perhaps some deevolved remnants exist but they will never touch the stars ever again.

 

[meijak]

I'm operating a space alien trading post.