We pretend like the Schlog is being starved and Blockaded by Sharty forces in a pretend scenario

[Meliton Manzanas]

After the Sharty-navy started to blockade our several only ports aswell as vital and strategic trading routes the Schlog is going through a crisis, We all know this began like right after we were Excommunicated and removed from the SPA (Soysphere Pact Alliance) we still do not know why this happened as this was unprovoked.

alright now it’s time for you to add-on to the hypothetical story i made

 

[265121297]

We know that several splinters, such as the zarty and the shemmy hate froot and his regime, we could ask them for military and/or political support. We also need to establish the true loyalties of @Mustard and @Ballos since we know they have close relations with the enemy.

 

[1844 or Something]

We should all just starve and then one of us can go around saying that there used to be 6 million shloggers before the siege

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

We know that several splinters, such as the zarty and the shemmy hate froot and his regime, we could ask them for military and/or political support. We also need to establish the true loyalties of @Mustard and @Ballos since we know they have close relations with the enemy.

We start making contact and diplomatic overtures towards several sites and we propose since that we are all on are own now and have become enemies of the sharty that we make our own alliance to counter this what shall we call it?

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

We should all just starve and then one of us can go around saying that there used to be 6 million shloggers before the siege

Never forget the 6 Million

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

We know that several splinters, such as the zarty and the shemmy hate froot and his regime, we could ask them for military and/or political support. We also need to establish the true loyalties of @Mustard and @Ballos since we know they have close relations with the enemy.

We detain said suspects for questioning

 

[265121297]

We start making contact and diplomatic overtures towards several sites and we propose since that we are all on are own now and have become enemies of the sharty that we make our own alliance to counter this what shall we call it?

We could call it the chadsphere in order to portray ourselves as more powerful than we are and demoralize the soysphere.

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

We could call it the chadsphere in order to portray ourselves as more powerful than we are and demoralize the soysphere.

Yes that sounds better as it does not signal we are desperate and angry

 

[265121297]

We detain said suspects for questioning

Mud/ballos escapes since he already knows our every move due to extensive datamining.

Yes that sounds better as it does not signal we are desperate and angry

The zarty declares neutrality due to their policy focusing on zellig related matters. The shemmy is interested, but wants to negotiate a more beneficial deal before giving formal support.

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

Mud/ballos escapes since he already knows our every move due to extensive datamining.

The zarty declares neutrality due to their policy focusing on zellig related matters. The shemmy is interested, but wants to negotiate a more beneficial deal before giving formal support.

We are able to convince them to make an alliance via a secret resource we have (Schlogtonium) a resource needed in order to produce jakmetal

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

what should we do with the sharty prisoners we captured?

 

[265121297]

We are able to convince them to make an alliance via a secret resource we have (Schlogtonium) a resource needed in order to produce jakmetal

Due to fear of starting a conflict with an enemy as powerful as the soysphere, the shemmy is not interested in sending their own soldiers, but they can help us produce jartynukes for defensive use. They will also vote in favour of us at the uac (united altchans).

 

[Onzikn]

what should we do with the sharty prisoners we captured?

 

[1844 or Something]

Siege of Masada - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Mist]

they newsoykrackas taking dis shti too seriously bruh

 

[1844 or Something]

^ spy built for internment camps

 

[Onzikn]

they newsoykrackas taking dis shti too seriously bruh

You will hang. You will die.

 

[Mist]

You will hang. You will die.

Why are you saying these things what did i do wrong

 

[Onzikn]

Why are you saying these things what did i do wrong

You're a froot supporter.

 

[Onzikn]

Why are you saying these things what did i do wrong

I'm just kidding misty mist. I know you love us. Now come here and give me a kiss my bbw