Soy Two Sentence Horror

[Soyteen Liker]

Post horror in two sentences, like the heckin subreddit!
You VVLL be as sincere or ironic as you want
You VVLL be original and not steal from the actual subreddit

I'll start:
"I laid down on the train tracks to finally escape my abusive family and be at peace until I found a group of strangers telling me they needed me. I don't remember what happened next but the current thing on my mind is why I'm in a hotel room with a strange man and why my asshole hurts."

Not sure if too wordswordswords but hopefully you get the point.

 

[João matador de porco]

Words words words...

 

[CoalCaca]

I joined the shlog
Women make reddit tier threads now

 

[Soygoy]

just got my ipad
dad takes it away from me

 

[Twostripe]

Guitar Hero 3 knights of cydonia 92% full combo
Overstrum

 

[soysoog]

I post a soyjak.
some one says it is not funny.

 

[Stephen]

I got home from work and I’m craving gems.
Time to check /qa/!

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

The sharty has a new owner
(((Max))) is the new owner

 

[Namefag McNutt]

I finally found a gf.
Then, she suddenly and violently transforms into Soytan, screaming all the while, completely erasing her personality and soul.

 

[Jimb0]

I thought I farded.
I sharted...

 

[Meursault]

I finally found a gf.
Then, she suddenly and violently transforms into Soytan, screaming all the while, completely erasing her personality and soul.

this scared me

 

[8doe]

I looked outside the school bus window to see where we were going for our field trip. I saw the evil brimstone jartycuck Discord factory.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I was a large Cameraman, scouting the area for any Skibidi Toilets.
I found a Skibidi Toilet, but it started levitating.

 

[Goot]

There was a son, not a wrong thing he'd done
Then one day, he was known as Rapeson

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

>get born, look at my mother for the first time
>its soyteen liker