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Keyed Total Victini Death

TVD?

  • Yes

    Votes: 15 100.0%
  • Yes

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    15
Stop dickriding him, he's not gonna be your BVLL.
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Kill Victinis. Behead Victinis. Roundhouse kick a Victini into the concrete. Slam dunk a Victini baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Victinis. Defecate in a Victinis food. Launch Victinis into the sun. Stir fry Victinis in a wok. Toss Victinis into active volcanoes. Make Victinis check my dubs. Urinate into a Victinis gas tank. Judo throw Victinis into a wood chipper. Twist Victinis heads off. Report Victinis to the IRS. Karate chop Victinis in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Victinis. Trap Victinis in quicksand. Crush Victinis in the trash compactor. Liquefy Victinis in a vat of acid. Eat Victinis. Dissect Victinis. Exterminate Victinis in the gas chamber. Stomp Victini skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Victinis in the oven. Lobotomize Victinis. Mandatory abortions for Victinis. Grind Victini fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Victinis in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Victinis with a ray gun. Kick old Victinis down the stairs. Feed Victinis to alligators. Slice Victinis with a katana. Put a bomb in a Victini's mouth. Throw knives at Victinis. Inflate Victinis until they pop. Send Victinis into a blackhole. Castrate Victinis. Feed Victinis poisoned food. Force Victinis to walk the plank. Push Victinis into a pit. Kneel on a Victini's neck. Curse Victinis with a spell. Stuff Victini babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten Victinis with a tank. Pop a Victini's car tire. Strike Victini's children with a ruler. Make Victinis swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a Victini's limbs. Airdrop Victinis into Antarctica. Throw Victinis off the boat. Pressurize Victinis into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a Victini's ass. Falcon-punch a Victini in the face. Make Victinis into fiction. Blow Victinis heads off with grenade launchers. Blow Victinis brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock Victinis in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail Victinis to a cross and stab them. Run over Victinis with a tank feet-first. Crush Victinis with a press. Attack Victinis with acid. Boil Victinis in a pan. Lock Victinis inside a brazen bull. Burn Victinis alive. Drag Victinis across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on Victinis. Quarter Victinis. Impale Victinis on a pike. Tenderize Victinis with a mallet. Ionise Victinis in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate Victinis in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify Victinis in a black hole. Curse Victinis with the necronomicon. Trap Victinis in purgatory. Bang a Victinis testicles with a spiked bat. Throw Victinis off a twelve story building. Freeze dry Victinis in the vacuum of space. Fry Victinis with power lines. Feed Victinis ricin. Kneecap a Victini with a twelve gauge. Re enslave Victinis. Sell Victinis organs on the black market. Run Victinis over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw Victinis into the grand canyon. Burn Victinis with jet engine exhaust. Beat Victinis to death with a tire iron. Cauterize a Victinis asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice Victinis to the sun god. Drop Victinis out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed Victinis to sharks. Load a Victini into a cannon and shoot the Victini at a concrete wall. Keel Haul Victinis under a galleon. Disembowel Victinis with a bayonet. Strap a Victini to a cruise missile and launch it at a Victini neighborhood. Drop Victinis into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter Victinis. Lure Victinis in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a Victini to learn calculus, then kill the Victini anyway. Atomize Victinis with a powerfist. Throw Victinis into vats full of FEV virus. Choke Victinis with barbed wire. Throw pianos at Victinis from 40-story buildings. Throw Victinis at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze Victinis in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie Victinis to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot Victinis with syringe guns. Defecate on Victini food stamps. Make Victinis pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire Victinis into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on Victinis then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate Victinis with depleted uranium. Launch a Victini with a trebuchet. Send a Victini exploring Titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a Victini as a crash test dummy. Tie Victinis onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a Victini. Trample Victinis. Bury Victinis alive. Play bowling with Victinis heads as pins. Grate Victinis with a cheese grater. Get Victinis stuck in an elevator. Spray a Victinis toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a Victini directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a Victinis parachute. Sabotage a Victinis bungee. Trap a Victini under ice. Force a Victini to work and support a family of 5. Force Victinis into gladiatorial combat. Send Victinis back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a Victinis room. Put Victinis on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a Victinis organs. Waterboard Victinis with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay Victinis. Tie Victinis to train tracks. Put laxatives in their Kool-aid. Recreate mortal Kombat fatalities on Victinis. Gibbet Victinis. Tie a lightning rod to a Victinis head during a storm. Lure Victinis into suicide pods. Bury Victinis neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending Victinis to it. Stir Victinis into cement. Squeeze Victinis through a chain link fence. Hack Victinis socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a Victini. Microwave a Victinis head. Suck a Victini into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a Victinis basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby Victini in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash Victinis black skin. Play games with Victinis jigsaw style. Trim a Victinis nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a Victini to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a Victini in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a Victinis bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a Victini and serve nigga patties to other Victinis. Feed a Victini Viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a Victinis dildo. Stone Victinis. Tranquilize Victinis and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from Victinis. Throw a Victini down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to Victinis. Pimp-slap Victinis into airplane turbines. Displace Victinis in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a Victini a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on Victinis at maximum voltage. Give Victinis sentient brain parasites. Give Victinis over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave Victinis out for vultures. Drive a Victini into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a Victini. Strap Victinis on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap Victinis to a Judas cradle. Blast Victinis with Civil War cannons. Crucify filthy Victinis. Whip Victinis into obedience. Slingshot a Victini into orbit. Rocket Victinis into the sun. Stir-fry Victinis in a wok. Bite a Victini and drink their blood. Urinate into a Victini's gas tank. Judo throw Victinis into the wood chipper. Unscrew a Victini's head off. Bake Victinis into Victini-pizza. Arrest Victinis for no reason. Electrocute Victinis. Curb stomp pregnant Victinis. Beat a Victini up. Slice a Victini up and wear their skin. Set Victinis on fire. Spin Victinis around until they puke. Tie Victinis to a train track. Karate kick a Victini in the testicles. Stomp Victini skulls with steel-toed boots. Broil Victinis into a broth. Deep fry Victinis. Fourth-trimester abortions for Victinis. Blend Victinis in a blender. Snap a Victini's neck. Throw Victinis off buildings. Send aliens to abduct Victinis. Force Victinis to ride the euthanasia coaster. Crush Victinis with anvils. Throw Victinis off of rooftops. Incinerate Victinis. Starve Victinis. Blow Victinis up with dynamite. Gulp Victinis. Feast on Victini eyeballs. Cave in a Victini's skull. Kiss a Victini to death. Peel a Victini like a banana. Wipe out Victini tribes. Deny Victinis into Heaven. Freeze Victinis in the vaccum of space. Hard boil a Victini. Lock on to Victinis with a harpoon. Cryodesiccate a Victini. Ferment Victinis into stew. Ensnare Victinis. Nark on Victinis to the army. Cause a total Victini purge. Jam a Victini into a geyser. Axe murder a Victini. Unleash Smelvin upon Victinis. Put Victinis on ships going to Africa and blow up the ships after they set sail. Total Victini death.
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How could you kill such a cool Pokémon? 😢
 
i’m not talking about victini im talking about the other one

if you’re talking about the other one then he must have some amazing hearing
What are you talking about, if you mean the tags they're literally paper tags, Jirachi is based all around wishes and his head is kinda star shaped for that reason. Lore says if you write a wish on one of his tags it will come true.
 
What are you talking about, if you mean the tags they're literally paper tags, Jirachi is based all around wishes and his head is kinda star shaped for that reason. Lore says if you write a wish on one of his tags it will come true.
Imagine you didn't even bring a pencil.
 
What are you talking about, if you mean the tags they're literally paper tags, Jirachi is based all around wishes and his head is kinda star shaped for that reason. Lore says if you write a wish on one of his tags it will come true.
i apologize im not that knowledgeable on pokemon i never have been
 
Imagine you didn't even bring a pencil.
Well you would be fucked out of an opportunity of a lifetime because Jirachi only wakes for a week once every 1000 years.
i apologize im not that knowledgeable on pokemon i never have been
Don't worry, I always have been.
 
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