Very serious TIME SENSITIVE HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO

[Starbing_Artiste]

So let's say hypothetically you were staying alone at a relative's house for thanksgiving but you have to survive on your own for 3 days and you have a grocery budget of $50 and you have to buy food to last for 3 days and you can't cook for shit and they're on their way to the store now as we speak and they told you to text them a grocery list but you didn't because you're a forgetful little fuck and you can't make one now because you're an indecisive little fuck and you need bald men glasses website users to tell you what to eat HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING what would you do in this situation for the sake of argument

 

[FerdinandDist]

Spend it all on thrembos I say

 

[Gem Control]

>So let's say hypothetically you were staying alone at a relative's house for thanksgiving but you have to survive on your own for 3 days and you have a grocery budget of $50 and you have to buy food to last for 3 days and you can't cook for shit and they're on their way to the store now as we speak and they told you to text them a grocery list but you didn't because you're a forgetful little fuck and you can't make one now because you're an indecisive little fuck and you need bald men glasses website users to tell you what to eat HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING what would you do in this situation for the sake of argument

 

[lysytsya]

So let's say hypothetically you were staying alone at a relative's house for thanksgiving but you have to survive on your own for 3 days and you have a grocery budget of $50 and you have to buy food to last for 3 days and you can't cook for shit and they're on their way to the store now as we speak and they told you to text them a grocery list but you didn't because you're a forgetful little fuck and you can't make one now because you're an indecisive little fuck and you need bald men glasses website users to tell you what to eat HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING what would you do in this situation for the sake of argument
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buy onions, beets, ground beef, flour, eggs, baking soda, black pepper, and salt
and make dumplings

 

[Cobber]

Blah blah blah don't care

 

[Starbing_Artiste]

i forgot i made this thread and also forgot to text them so they bought stuff without me it's over gonna starve

 

[8doe]

buy huge value-size bags of anything edible and a big pack of water bottles

 

[Starbing_Artiste]

buy huge value-size bags of anything edible and a big pack of water bottles

ev&oe you can just drink out of the sink in potablewatermerica

 

[lysytsya]

ev&oe you can just drink out of the sink in potablewatermerica

go to the store are you disabled

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

buy an axe, hunt for food, eat my glorious winnings and sell the leftovers.

 

[8doe]

ev&oe you can just drink out of the sink in potablewatermerica

fluoride

 

[Iberrhea]

So let's say hypothetically you were staying alone at a relative's house for thanksgiving but you have to survive on your own for 3 days and you have a grocery budget of $50 and you have to buy food to last for 3 days and you can't cook for shit and they're on their way to the store now as we speak and they told you to text them a grocery list but you didn't because you're a forgetful little fuck and you can't make one now because you're an indecisive little fuck and you need bald men glasses website users to tell you what to eat HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING what would you do in this situation for the sake of argument
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Buy soda and some simple chips

 

[1844 or Something]

ev&oe you can just drink out of the sink in potablewatermerica

He's trying to survive, not transition

 

[Starbing_Artiste]

fluoride

fluoride le BAD ev&oe it's already in toothpaste

go to the store are you disabled

for the sake of argument, let's say... at least functionally, yes