>Music Intro
…Ol' Cecefem was walkin around
SoyjakCity like a big playground
When suddenly FROOT burst from the shade
And hit Cecefem with a Doxgrenade
Cecefem got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by ROOT
Who proceeded to open up a can of ROOT-Fu
When Carter Kuznets came out of the blue
And he started beating up Rooty Pajeet
Then they both got flattened by the Frootmobile
But before it could make it back to the Gooncave
Sooty Soo-oot popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew FROOT away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because danbooru came to save the day
This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate destiny
oldGODs, newGODs, and explosions as far as the eye >can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate destiny
>Music
Cecefem took a bite out of rapeson dick
Like Mymy took a bite out of coal
And then ROOT came back covered in a tire track
But Dolly Doll jumped out and landed on his >back
And FROOTy was injured, and trying to get steady
When SOOTy Soot came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he >tripped
Carter Kuznets took him out with his whip
Then he saw Cecefem sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't >find
'Cause FROOT stole it and he shot and he missed
And Dolly Doll deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
>While Sooty Soot tried to pole vault
>Onto DanBooru, but they collided in the air
>Then they both got hit by a Maximov
This is the ultimate Soydown of ultimate Destiny
oldCHADs, newCHADs, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate soydown
Niggers saged out an immaculate chorus
Up from Niggerhell ascended Captain Coal
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Carter Kuznets
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As ROOT changed back into Admin 6
But Coal saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed ROOTys head in between his thighs…
Then Manager Red and Manager Mud
And Soytan and the Jartycuck's Tiny Pecker
And Satoko_Houjou_Fan, and Imperator
And Zellig Pedo, and FNF Pedo
Feraljak, Italian_Chad, Captain Cob, and Turkey Tom
Albert, Jartycuck, every single slopjak
Dr. Soyberg and Dr. Soystein
Chud, Cobson, Impjak, and Troonella
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And kicked Captain Coal in his coally ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With soyteens looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many bans were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Dolly Doll is on a bloodstained forklift
This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate destiny
oldGODs, newGODs, and explosions as far as the eye >can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate soydown, of ultimate destiny.
This is the ultimate soydown of ultimate destiny
oldCHADs, newCHADs, and explosions as far as the eye >can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This Is The Ultimate Soydown Of Ultimate Destiny
This Is The Ultimate Soydown Of Ultimate Destiny
Oldgods, Newgods, And Explosions As Far As The Eye Can See
And Only One Will Survive, I Wonder Who It Will Be
This Is The Ultimate Soydown, Of Ultimate Destiny.
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SOYDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
OLDGODS, NEWGODS, AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SOYDOWN
(This Is The Ultimate Soydown)
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SOYDOWN
(This Is The Ultimate Soydown)
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SOYDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!
>Music
>The End.