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"The Gemmiest Thread" in SCHLOG HISTORY awaits us, a thread so gemmy, so pure and glistening you'll look away from your computer and start to doubt yourself, it'll be the digital equivalent of lightning in a bottle. I found out about this information through hours of hard soyence, studying userbase activity, OC, inside jokes and all other sorts of culturial whataboutit's, the facts become clear and sound, The Gemmiest Thread VVILL be posted at any rate at which the site is going, it's a FACT!
In a nutshell that i have to compress it down to so i stay within the digit limit, the specified or even the broadly predicted date of the threads creation is unknown, but it does show that the user who will eventually create The Gemmiest Thread won't even know that they have created it in the first place, and it is possible that they might not have even intended on creating it in the first place, if it does happen and they did intend on it's creation then kudos to you future and/or current user of the Schlog for your effort.
The poster of the thread, wether they would be a guest, a new user or even a pre-existing one, will be drowned in all sorts of positive reactions, the gem, the trvthnvke, the awesome, the groovy and all other shows of respect and positivity, it will be a most plesurable sight for the poster of The Gemmiest Thread, but the userbase would NEVER just stop at granting a simple reaction point, users from all over will raise the page count at a rate never seen before in seconds, trading trvthnvke's, conversating and making 'jaks, fanart, tributes and all sorts of creations, and once they all realize it eventually, the userbase will come together to finally realize that they truly have witnessed the creation of The Gemmiest Thread.
The thread will be unifying to us, and yet despite this it will have a culturial reach, it's reach beyond the Schlog is unknown but i suspect it will atleast have it's influence spread to the soyjak communities many main sections such as the party, booru, wiki and even splinter sites if they manage to survive long enough (i suspect they will have either died or the userbase would have stopped their care), and yes dear users this culturial staple most likely will be the cause for an influx of new members, some to chill among the crowd whilst others build themselves a unique status for us to look at for better or for worse.
And yet despite this The Gemmiest Thread does eventually run it's course, naturally, no statements made about it's course being run nor any janny around to lock it up, it shall wisk away and leave it's mark on the users who witness it.
I'm not sure we might be around to even view such a thread considering it's ambiguious release date, nor of the content inside the thread or even it's topic, but you may be free to ask me your cruical questions about this thread, think hard my fellow users, my soyence is my most trusted resource for what may seem prophetic, but in it's truth is far more honest than what you expect.
This might be everything that will keep you aware of The Gemmiest Thread.
In a nutshell that i have to compress it down to so i stay within the digit limit, the specified or even the broadly predicted date of the threads creation is unknown, but it does show that the user who will eventually create The Gemmiest Thread won't even know that they have created it in the first place, and it is possible that they might not have even intended on creating it in the first place, if it does happen and they did intend on it's creation then kudos to you future and/or current user of the Schlog for your effort.
The poster of the thread, wether they would be a guest, a new user or even a pre-existing one, will be drowned in all sorts of positive reactions, the gem, the trvthnvke, the awesome, the groovy and all other shows of respect and positivity, it will be a most plesurable sight for the poster of The Gemmiest Thread, but the userbase would NEVER just stop at granting a simple reaction point, users from all over will raise the page count at a rate never seen before in seconds, trading trvthnvke's, conversating and making 'jaks, fanart, tributes and all sorts of creations, and once they all realize it eventually, the userbase will come together to finally realize that they truly have witnessed the creation of The Gemmiest Thread.
The thread will be unifying to us, and yet despite this it will have a culturial reach, it's reach beyond the Schlog is unknown but i suspect it will atleast have it's influence spread to the soyjak communities many main sections such as the party, booru, wiki and even splinter sites if they manage to survive long enough (i suspect they will have either died or the userbase would have stopped their care), and yes dear users this culturial staple most likely will be the cause for an influx of new members, some to chill among the crowd whilst others build themselves a unique status for us to look at for better or for worse.
And yet despite this The Gemmiest Thread does eventually run it's course, naturally, no statements made about it's course being run nor any janny around to lock it up, it shall wisk away and leave it's mark on the users who witness it.
I'm not sure we might be around to even view such a thread considering it's ambiguious release date, nor of the content inside the thread or even it's topic, but you may be free to ask me your cruical questions about this thread, think hard my fellow users, my soyence is my most trusted resource for what may seem prophetic, but in it's truth is far more honest than what you expect.
This might be everything that will keep you aware of The Gemmiest Thread.
