The funniest international relations

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The obvious candidate is india - israel. Indians are 100% on israels side and worship the ground they walk on. They would proudly die in the line of fire if it meant a jewish woman looked in their general direction. Meanwhile, Israelis hate indians and view them as complete trash and don't even want their support.
Another less well known relationship is Estonia - Nordics. Estonians desperately want to be seen as a fellow Nordic country like finland. They often do this by pretending that they have some kind of viking past that never really existed and by mentioning that Sweden owned it for like 150 years. Meanwhile, everyone considers them eastern european and think of them as a mix between russians and finns.
What are some other funny relationships?

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

I only remember Gagauz-Russia. Imagine a little offshot of Anatolian Turks becoming Christian, but becoming more servile towards Russia than Russians.

Maybe Japanese-Koreans because despite being in the same alliance and having the same potential enemy they hate each other.

>Israel-India
I've never understood what Israel can give them in this alliance. This is 1,4 miliard nation vs 10 million nation and India has no serious military threat geg. I could argue that they want technologies from Israel, but Jews are more likely to use Indians just like gulf states then.

>Estonians desperately want to be seen as a fellow Nordic country like finland
Even doe Estonians are muh ancestors of Finns

 

[basil]

my favorite diplomatic relationship has got to be me and myself

 

[BrimBurner]

I only remember Gagauz-Russia. Imagine a little offshot of Anatolian Turks becoming Christian, but becoming more servile towards Russia than Russians.

Maybe Japanese-Koreans because despite being in the same alliance and having the same potential enemy they hate each other.

>Israel-India
I've never understood what Israel can give them in this alliance. This is 1,4 miliard nation vs 10 million nation and India has no serious military threat geg. I could argue that they want technologies from Israel, but Jews are more likely to use Indians just like gulf states then.

>Estonians desperately want to be seen as a fellow Nordic country like finland
Even doe Estonians are muh ancestors of Finns

Israel and India are allied mostly due to their shared enemy of Islamic countries and organizations. I'm not even sure if they have an alliance or just a friendly relationship. And they are both western-aligned in geopolitics. I guess offer each other little military aid and diplomatic backing if the shared Islamic enemies attack one of them.
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Japan and South Korea are two arguing angry neighbour countries with deep historical hatred for each other, leaking rivers about each other put into the get-along shirt by America geg. But I guess North Korea and China are two massive threats to the two capitalist democratic east asian countries.

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Israel and India are allied mostly due to their shared enemy of Islamic countries and organizations.

Idk, lately I treat Israel as one of the most overhyped nation on the earth and Indians seem to fall into it.

Kurds also try to align with Israel, but at least they live in the same region and they know local rules of war better. But the biggest Kurdish enemy are Turks and Israel's biggest enemy are Arabs and Jews are pretty selfish to help Kurds IMO.

 

[_account]

The funniest international relations are between me and yo Mama

 

[basil]

The funniest international relations are between me and yo Mama

that is pretty funny

 

[DonutHole]

Burundi and Russia because Burundi is white asf and Russia is a fnf pedo shitskin jartycuck

 

[LORD CHUDTEMANTE]

Venezuela-Chile, Colombia and Peru: the latter are leaking because aryanzuelans are bleaching their shitholes and doing Generalplan Ost on them with the Venezuelan Atomwaffen (el Tren de Aragua)