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"Hello, everyone!
Do you want your child to get real smart?
A little bit of math, here or there
I've got just the place for them to start!
Watch out for the gooning master!
Beware, he's getting faster!
Refrain from making noises
That man's a Jartypedo
Hear the stomps from down the path
Just to avoid his wrath
Now, the nigger wants you in his grasp!
Get your p folder!
Won't you come on in?
Into my goon cave?
Stay the course and follow through
I'm slowly coming after you
I'll bring the punishment
That's what I do!
You know it's true!
I've been tripping
Over myself too much
Basic mathematics
Seemingly growing out of touch!
Feeling kinda sick of running
Clock's been looking kinda funny
Thinking about Soy-tan
As I forever roam
With danger of detention lurking everywhere I go!
Two plus two equals?
Well, that's easy, that's just four!
Either that, or the answer's on the floor!
Wow, great job! (wait, what was that?)
Three more coals left to go
But, my energy is getting low!
This curriculum, it blows!
I should've been home so long ago!
Five coals down, got two more to go!
I've done so much math that my brain will explode!
(Wow!)
You can't get out, even if you already knew how!
Every answer you get wrong
I will be sure to sing my song
As long as I get you to goon along
You will belong!
Stay the course and follow through
I'm slowly coming after you
I'll bring the punishment
That's what I do!
My life is on the line
I'm running out of time
In this room I find myself in to avoid his crimes
I'm feelin' fine
Despite my struggling to stay alive
Will it be over by tonight?
The walls are getting stinkier
My mind is falling me
Can't stand up on my feet
Save me from Mr. Jake!
Don't wanna hide and seek out
Exits from this creepy pedo
I've gotten way too close
Jeez, I hate this the most!
I guess that I will not leave here!"
It's not too different form the original song o algo
