Soy Super Mario Thread

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Made this because old one died and also its a soyjak site after all
Discuss this italalalalaian plumber ITT

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Throwback to when MatPat basically made a video saying he's a douchebag because of having a tiny italian pecker and being a manlet

 

[alonso]

Super mario odysseys is the best one out of all of them

 

[basil]

yahooo wahoo it’s mario time bing bing wahoo yahoo wahoo mario time mario time

 

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Throwback to when MatPat basically made a video saying he's a douchebag because of having a tiny italian pecker and being a manlet

Sonic propaganda

 

[alonso]

This is one of the only rappers that Eminem's too afraid to diss

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Throwback to when MatPat basically made a video saying he's a douchebag because of having a tiny italian pecker and being a manlet

Bruhhhh Mario does BMT I completely forgot about that
Would Mario have been a foodist?

 

[Lism]

Throwback to when MatPat basically made a video saying he's a douchebag because of having a tiny italian pecker and being a manlet

Worst video in game theory history. Matpat should legitimately be fucking imprisoned for this shitshow of a video, I'm not even joking.
>Mario is cheating on peach with daisy
He rescued daisy one time! And him and peach aren't even daiting!
>Mario stepped on luigis foot
Yes mario showed a failure of character a single time in a sports title. Please ignore the many times mario and luigi showed genuine brotherly love and saved each other
>Mario hit le yoshi
Yoshi don't care. They are good friends, there's never an indication that it actually hurts Yoshi. He is a dinosaur, he is tough. This is like saying horsemen who wear spurs are unethical.
>Mario killed toads
He didn't know there were toads in the blocks, and it is implied later that the toads are actually freed from the blocks when he breaks them.


His video on Mario being a communist is also dumb. And he stole the idea from Alt Hype!

 

[Lism]

MatPat is always trying to slander one of the most pure of heart heroes in video game history. We must respect Mario Mario and baffle those who slander him.

 

[Donald]

 

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>Didn't post this on Mar 10
Fail thread

Too bad I don't have a time machine

 

[LeHombre]

I fucking hate it when most autists and kids alike commonly associate the franchise with a certain "plushtuber" (Super Mario Logan), but they were AND are some good ones like Mike's TOON TOWN, Cute Mario Bros, etc., SML used to be good but not anymore (well for me anyway), my enjoyment of it just pretty faded by around early 2023 (WAY before i joined this community btw), i just find it awful, and the series just got to the point on when it got demonitized in around 2018-2020 until Nintendo sent that cease & desist to logan in 2021, though some people say that it wasnt nintendo because heres what an actual C&D letter looks like

and heres what logan's letter looks like

so I beileve it might be some troll messing with logan or in my theory, it might possibly be skipdip, but who knows

 

[KingCargo]

and heres what logan's letter looks like
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so I beileve it might be some troll messing with logan or in my theory, it might possibly be skipdip, but who knows

>Targetting and attacking historically disadvantaged and/or protected classes of people, including but not limited to: Asian, Black, Hispanic, LGBTQ+, the mentally and physically disabled, and women.

 

[PETRIXXX V2]

I fucking hate it when most autists and kids alike commonly associate the franchise with a certain "plushtuber" (Super Mario Logan), but they were AND are some good ones like Mike's TOON TOWN, Cute Mario Bros, etc., SML used to be good but not anymore (well for me anyway), my enjoyment of it just pretty faded by around early 2023 (WAY before i joined this community btw), i just find it awful, and the series just got to the point on when it got demonitized in around 2018-2020 until Nintendo sent that cease & desist to logan in 2021, though some people say that it wasnt nintendo because heres what an actual C&D letter looks like
View attachment 167357

and heres what logan's letter looks like
View attachment 167358

so I beileve it might be some troll messing with logan or in my theory, it might possibly be skipdip, but who knows

that doesn't look like a c&d at all, it reads like fan mail & has zero references to copyright although the one logan shows does look suspiciously unprofessional

also fuck ls mark for convincing 11 year old me that sml was never good, watched 2016-2017 era vids a few months ago and gegged several times