Keyed Soy Music Parody thread

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Soy Music parodies are gemmy, so I'm making this thread. Post songs you would like to be made into them, or your own creations, or vocaroo it if you want to idk nigger

 

[Stephen]

Anyone with any singing experience?

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

New song I just wrote; it’s a parody of “Keep your rifle by your side.”

They’ll ACK high and they’ll ACK low
They’ll ACK everywhere they go
But when the trannies find us we won’t hide
They’ll post dust and they’ll post coal
But we soyquote and we can sage
Post your s on the board
Soying, “Oh Froot, this Board was made for us”
Soying, “Oh, Froot, the coally ‘cuck just ain’t enough”
And we hate Niggers
But the troons are even worse
‘Post your s on the board
They’ll raid day and they’ll raid night
They’ll post their brimstone on the ‘log
But if they don’t samefag their threads will slide
They can spam and they can sage
But they will never wipe our ‘log
Post your s on the board
Soying, “Oh, Froot, this Board was made for us”
Soying, “Oh, Froot, the coaly ‘cuck just ain’t enough”
When they post the NAS
(You) know we have to sage their thread
Post your s on the board
They’ll post dust and they’ll post ‘p
Because they have sickness in their minds
But we won’t fall as long as we can jak
They’ll go on and post their ‘p
And they will get past Jannies
Post your s on the board
Soying, “Oh, Froot, this Board was made for us”
Soying, “Oh, Froot, the coaly ‘cuck just ain’t enough”
When I see your coal
I know I must soyquote your post
So, post my s on the board
Soying, “Oh, Froot, this Board was made for us”
Soying, “Oh, Froot, the coaly ‘cuck just ain’t enough”
When I see your coal
I know I must soyquote your post
I’ll post my s on the board
Post my s on the board
Post your s on the board

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

New song I just wrote; it’s a parody of “Keep your rifle by your side.”

They’ll ACK high and they’ll ACK low
They’ll ACK everywhere they go
But when the trannies find us we won’t hide
They’ll post dust and they’ll post coal
But we soyquote and we post gems
Post your s on the board
Soying, “Oh Froot, this Board was made for us”
Soying, “Oh, Froot, the coally ‘cuck just ain’t enough”
So we’ll post our gems
‘Cause we must protect our board
‘Post your s on the board
They’ll raid day and they’ll raid night
They’ll post their brimstone on the ‘log
But if they don’t love Cob their eyes are blind
They can spam and they can sage
But they will never wipe our ‘log
Post your s on the board
Soying, “Oh, Froot, this Board was made for us”
Soying, “Oh, Froot, the coaly ‘cuck just ain’t enough”
When they post the NAS
(You) know we have to sage their thread
Post your s on the board
They’ll post dust and they’ll post ‘p
Because they have sickness in their minds
But we won’t fall as long as we can jak
They’ll go on and post their ‘p
But they won’t get past Rooty Root
Post your s on the board
Soying, “Oh, Froot, this Board was made for us”
Soying, “Oh, Froot, the coaly ‘cuck just ain’t enough”
When I see your coal
I know I must soyquote your post
So, post my s on the board
Soying, “Oh, Froot, this Board was made for us”
Soying, “Oh, Froot, the coaly ‘cuck just ain’t enough”
When I see your coal
I know I must soyquote your post
I’ll post my s on the board
Post my s on the board
Post your s on the board

The gem images are supposed to be “g e m j a k s” not “gems” btw. “Gems” has too few syllables to fit the situation.

 

[USL]

I'm still not great with Udio, but here is my first attempt (still needs lots of work)

Udio | Make your music

Discover, create, and share music with the world.

www.udio.com

Using catbox because the file is to large: https://files.catbox.moe/d5sprb.mp3
Had issues at the 0:36 - 0:42 mark and I wasn't able to fit all the lyrics in. Also you need to probably change some if you want it to work.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

I'm still not great with Udio, but here is my first attempt (still needs lots of work)

Udio | Make your music

Discover, create, and share music with the world.

www.udio.com

Using catbox because the file is to large: https://files.catbox.moe/d5sprb.mp3
Had issues at the 0:36 - 0:42 mark and I wasn't able to fit all the lyrics in. Also you need to probably change some if you want it to work.

I don’t think you used the right song. I based the lyrics on This and the beat in the song does not sound like that. Maybe it’s just the ai idk

 

[USL]

I don’t think you used the right song. I based the lyrics on This and the beat in the song does not sound like that. Maybe it’s just the ai idk

How would I describe this type of music? I used 50s doo-wop.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

How would I describe this type of music? I used 50s doo-wop.

I don’t think this song will turn out very well with ai since ai music is still in its infantile stages. I think someone has to just sing it or vocaroo it or something. Maybe I’ll do it if no one else wants to and I figure out how

 

[ILoveVesna]

I found this on der sharty
Its uptown girl parody from billy jean


4cuck girl
She's been browsing her tranime board
I bet she's never had a sharty guy
I bet hiroyuki never told her why
I'm gonna try for a 4cuck girl
She's been browsing her oldfag board
As long as anyone with shining gems can
And now she's looking for a jakkin man
That's what I am
And when she knows what
She wants from her bvll
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind
She'll see I'm not a chud
Just because
I'm in love with a 4cuck girl
You know I've seen her in her oldfag world
She's getting tired of all the loli cp
And all her warnings from the glowie police
She's gotta flee
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
4cuck girl
You know I can't afford to buy her gems
But maybe someday when my (You) comes in
She'll understand what kind of ‘teen I've been
And then I'll win
And when she's walking
She's looking so sisa
And when she's yapping
She'll say that she's mine
She'll say I'm not a chud
Just because
I'm in love
With a 4cuck girl
She's been browsing her oldfag board
As long as anyone with shining gems can
And now she's looking for a jakkin man
That's what I am
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
4cuck girl
She's my 4cuck girl
You know I'm in love
With a 4cuck girl
My 4cuck girl
You know I'm in love
With a 4cuck girl
My 4cuck girl
You know I'm in love
With a 4cuck girl
My 4cuck girl
You know I'm in love
With a 4cuck girl

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Yo yo, 'cordtroon,
Have you any 'p?
Yes merry have I,
Three 'logs full.
One for the admin,
One for the mod,
And one for the jartcuck
Who lives down the lane
Thank you said the admin,
Thank you said the mod,
And thank you said the 'jartcuck who lived down the lane.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I wrote a soy parody of Happy Together but the only nigger who sang it was a 15 year old eslnigger who deleted the vocaroo after I said "biggest esl award" or something so I'm posting it here o algo

Imagine gems and coal, I do
I think about 'jaks day and night, it's only right
To think about the gems you post, and make them shine
So gemmy together
If I should duel a 'teen, send some Cobs
And he says HWABAG too, to ease my mind
Imagine how the 'ru could be, so very fine
So gemmy together
I can't see me posting nothing but 'jaks
For all my life
When you're with me, 'jaks, the gems'll be blue
For all my life
Gems and coal, and coal and gems
No matter how they post the NAS, it had to be
The only ones for me are jaks, and jaks for me
So gemmy together
I can't see me posting nothing but 'jaks
For all my life
When you're with me, 'jaks, the gems'll be blue
For all my life
Gems and coal, and coal and gems
No matter how they post the NAS, it had to be
The only ones for me are jaks, and jaks for me
So gemmy together
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba
Gems and coal, and coal and gems
No matter how they post the NAS, it had to be
The only ones for me are jaks, and jaks for me
So gemmy together
So gemmy together
And how are the soyteens?
So gemmy together
We're gemmy together
So gemmy together
gemmy together
So gemmy together
So gemmy together

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

This board is mine, Soot gave this board to me
This brave and gemmy board to me
And when the euro hours reveals her 'jaks and frogs
Then I see a board where soyteens can post free

So take my hand and lurk this board with me
And lurk this lovely board with me
Though I am just a 'teen, when you are by my side
With the help of Kuz, I know I can be strong

Though I am just a 'teen, when you are by my side
With the help of Froot, I know I can be strong

To make this board our home
If I must fight, I'll fight to make this board our own
Until I die, this board is mine

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

I was gonna write a parody of "Suicide is Painless", any ideas what to base it on?

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

I was gonna write a parody of "Suicide is Painless", any ideas what to base it on?

Make it about a tranny realizing he won't be a woman

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Make it about a tranny realizing he won't be a woman

Kind of hard finding appropriate lyrics but I'm trying to make it sound good

Through dilation hours I see,
Visions of the things to be,
The pains that are withheld for me,
I realize and I can seeth...

[REFRAIN]:

I am not a real woman.
I have no eggs, no ovary,
And I inject drugs to cope if I please

I try to find a way to make,
My head of hair stop balding,
But with that ever-present Test,
But now I know that it's too late, and...

[REFRAIN]

The troon life is hard to play,
I'm gonna hang myself anyway.
The losing card I'll someday lay,
So this is all I have to say.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Through dilation hours I see,
Visions of the things to be,
The pains that are withheld for me,
I realize and I can seeth...

[REFRAIN]:

I am not a real woman.
I have no eggs, no ovary,
And I inject drugs to cope if I please

I try to find a way to make,
My head of hair stop balding,
But with that ever-present Test,
But now I know that it's too late, and...

[REFRAIN]

The troon life is hard to play,
I'm gonna hang myself anyway.
The losing card I'll someday lay,
So this is all I have to say.
[REFRAIN]

The only way to cope is seethe,
And lay it down before I hang,
And to groom some more kids,
For that's the only tranny feat.

[REFRAIN]

The E needle will pierce my skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in,
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[REFRAIN]

A young boy once requested me,
to him how to be happy.
Is it to troon or not to troon?
And I replied 'Just be a girl!'

[REFRAIN]

I am not a real woman.
I have no eggs, no ovary,
And I inject drugs to cope if I please

...And you can do the same thing if you choose.

@lifesucksthenyoudie full

 

[Stephen]

Lmao someone get the australian tranny to sing this

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Gonna make one about SS Marschiert in Feindesland, obviously I can't since it's in German but I found an English cover which is good enough.

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Gonna make one about SS Marschiert in Feindesland, obviously I can't since it's in German but I found an English cover which is good enough.

Need some help, can somebody give me a list of like the 20 biggest victories of the sharty

 

[SoytanEnthusiast]

Ahead we raid,
These foreign sites,
and sing our 'jakkers prayer

Marching along, for TND
on boards and trooncanvas

We spite the opinions of trannies
Upon us may all of the 'Sphere
Hear praises and cheer for our power
Or curse us and mass reports hurl

Regardless, we'll always go forwards!
And the Admin, he laughs right along!
HA HA HA HA HA!

We'll fight for our soyjaks and for the sharty,
Our honor is called loyalty

And as we raid, these foreign sites,
We are the jakkers fist!

Our enemies hang themselves
or close their tranny site

On 4cuck our 'jaks will be mighty,
and on Canvas we'll make the troons ack!
Despite all our foes hopeless seething,
Our 'teens shall make their site close

Regardless, we'll always go forwards!
And the Admin, he laughs right along!
HA HA HA HA HA!

We'll fight for our soyjaks and for the sharty,
Our honor is called loyalty

Eternal raids, on foreign sites,
by failraids never disgraced!

Our enemies, will understand;
By death himself they're faced!

On the 'cuck they failed to best us,
In 'pedia they failed again,
On Canvas their jannies did slow us,
Our 'jaks still reign victorious.

Regardless, we'll always go forwards!
And the Admin, he laughs right along!
HA HA HA HA HA!

We'll fight for our soyjaks and for the sharty,
Our honor is called loyalty

parody of this, I appreciate suggestions