Schlog meetup at the Grand Canyon

[Notta]

I'll have a booth set up with Soylent for nutrition and Nintendo Switches for entertainment between events. Events will include: Soykemon battles (cards will be provided, but you are encouraged to bring your own), Soysong karaoke, 'jak creation (template 'jaks will be provided, as well as any art supplies), gem/coal mining, and at night we will tell Soypastas.

The event I am most excited for is the IRL Soyduel. Duelers will use the 'jaks that they created while repeating what their opponent said in a mocking voice, getting more and more exaggerated as the duel continues. Viewers will vote on who won, and the loser will be thrown into the canyon.

I was hoping to provide hotel rooms, however our budget is stretched out thin. Attendees will have to book their own. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Let's make this a gemmy meetup!

 

[Stephen]

I'll bring my big mac recipe

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

I wonder who gets pushed off first.

 

[Notta]

I forgot to mention that it will be held June 31st-July 2nd

 

[Chesnaught]

I WILL be there. Count on it.

 

[gem]

how are you going to deal with the canyon jannies who probably wouldn't be so happy theres some dudes dressed as pale bald men with glasses pushing people off the canyon to their doom? are you going to pay my legal bills after i get fined for jumping off the canyon? will i be able to fuck jannies irl?

 

[lil uzi vert]

I would show up, but Im scared yall wouldnt fuck with me like that?

 

[Notta]

how are you going to deal with the canyon jannies who probably wouldn't be so happy theres some dudes dressed as pale bald men with glasses pushing people off the canyon to their doom? are you going to pay my legal bills after i get fined for jumping off the canyon? will i be able to fuck jannies irl?

You won't have to worry about fines for jumping, as we will make sure you fall to your demise. Yes, jannies will be there and yes, you will be able to fuck them.