Autism Schlog all achievements speedrun strats

[Zondien]

Itt we make up ideas ofr a theoretical speedrun of getting all schlog trophies.

 

[KingCargo]

One achievement requires a year old account, so there's that.

 

[Zondien]

For starters, there is a trophy for being in the blog for 365 days, so that brings up our timer to a minimum of an year

 

[dataminedandproud]

One achievement requires a year old account, so there's that.

For starters, there is a trophy for being in the blog for 365 days, so that brings up our timer to a minimum of an year

You two haven’t considered time travel

 

[evandoe]

The hardest is not even having a year account one, it's the 10 solutions achievement. Back in the good old days when achievement farming was still a thing it was somewhat possible but NOW you have to suck off janny 10 times and without making yourself look like a fag it's pretty much impossible, that's why the only person who actually managed to get 10 solutions with "new" way is @Meursault

 

[Zondien]

Second: To get a lot of trophies you need 5000 messages. Since there is a minute cooldown between each post, we can automate a script to post once every 60 seconds, needing at least 5000 minutes or 83 hours and 23 minutes of non stop posting

 

[evandoe]

that's why the only person who actually managed to get 10 solutions with "new" way is @Meursault

Seriously though, why he has so many solutions? Considering most of his posts are just him acting smug, being horny or being a dick for no reason.

 

[Zondien]

The hardest is not even having a year account one, it's the 10 solutions achievement. Back in the good old days when achievement farming was still a thing it was somewhat possible but NOW you have to suck off janny 10 times and without making yourself look like a fag it's pretty much impossible, that's why the only person who actually managed to get 10 solutions with "new" way is @Meursault

That alone is the faggiest thing of this shameful site. The only reason salt got it is because he's obsessed enough to mention jannies on every qa post he makes.

 

[Zondien]

Alright. Assuming you have kidnapped Steve and have him locked in your basement while forcing him to provide solutions to your posts instantly after you make them, you need at least 10 posts and 10 threads to make it happen, bringing our time to at least 20 minutes assuming those are the first things our script does. (Ignoring the time required for the kidnapping).

 

[Zondien]

Alright. Assuming you have kidnapped Steve and have him locked in your basement while forcing him to provide solutions to your posts, you need at least 10 posts and 10 threads to make it happen, bringing our time to at least 20 minutes assuming those are the first things our script does. (Ignoring the time required for the kidnapping).

Well, actually there is a 180 seconds cooldown between making two threads. So you'd need 27 minutes for the threads plus 10 minutes of all the posts.

 

[gem]

for the optimal strat and to offset any jartynuking you may incur as a result of any aggressive speedrun strats, you'll need to wait for some goofy event to make a reaction give +Ϫembillion points, which will allow you to get all of the positive reaction score trophies within 1 post, or about 10 seconds of the run. however, this puts the only dates you can get WR in the schlog 100% speedrun anywhere from tomorrow to 2 decades from now. have fun 'runners!

 

[Zondien]

One achievement requires a year old account, so there's that.

For starters, there is a trophy for being in the blog for 365 days, so that brings up our timer to a minimum of an year

Well, that's without considering that the time depends entirely on the site. So you could kidnap either doll, broot, froot, quote or mustard and force one of them to change the internal clock of the server to a date of one year later from when you created your account.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

@Meursault REDEEM THE SAARLUTION

 

[Itransheartblox]

He is still lurking