not real merch albeit, just a redbubble page made by some self-important soicaca
next time, we WILL cut out the middleman and find a local print shop or get a 'teen to buy a shirt printing rig. we WILL sell ze wholesomejak plushies to wholesome troons. and we WILL print full-shirt 360 degree designs like this banger instead of slapping a .png on a chinese sweatshop tshirt