Recognizing Fellow Soyteens Irl?

[Soyteen Liker]

Hey um im new here but im rlly lonely, I was wondering how I could meet follow soyteens irl! Is there like a secret code phrase like how Reddit has "the narwhal bacons at midnight"? XD or like how tumblr has "i like your shoes thanks i got them from the president?" im so excited!!

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

FBI agent above

 

[Konata]

check to see if they got dat BBC doe

 

[Soyteen Liker]

FBI agent above

how can I be an FBI agent if im from canada dumb ass

 

[lifesucksthenyoudie]

CSIS agent above

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

how can I be an FBI agent if im from canada dumb ass

hi soot how's recaptcha treating you

 

[Incel]

FBI agent above

 

[gem]

to find a fellow soyteen, namedrop Cobson (yes, cobson THE gemson) in conversation
if xhe goes "ummm what" or starts accusing you of being a nazi pissbaby, just say you were talking about CobSOn (the obscure late 2000's rock band) instead of the soyjak
if xhe says HWABAG, you just found a 'jakker in real life. you WILL have an irl soyduel with printed out 'jaks

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

One of my friends from high school follows the James Smith account on Instagram and he is the only person I know IRL to do it.

 

[keffals]

name drop cobson, easy enough

 

[soysoog]

how can I be an FBI agent if im from canada dumb ass

A guy at my college asked me if I used soyjak.party, thats how I met a fellow soyteen, I met another person like that because I loudly shouted TND and he new what it was, TND is like a dog whistle and normies don't know what it is.

 

[Meursault]

Hey um im new here but im rlly lonely, I was wondering how I could meet follow soyteens irl! Is there like a secret code phrase like how Reddit has "the narwhal bacons at midnight"? XD or like how tumblr has "i like your shoes thanks i got them from the president?" im so excited!!

kys faggot

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

A guy at my college asked me if I used soyjak.party, thats how I met a fellow soyteen, I met another person like that because I loudly shouted TND and he new what it was, TND is like a dog whistle and normies don't know what it is.

Have a totally nice day

 

[Jimb0]

im from canada

blud is not from canada

 

[_73]

I think i saw a soyteen at my school, since i took a glance at his phone gallery and it was filled with soyjaks, sadly I dont think we can be friends, because he hates immigrants and stuff

 

[evandoe]

I think a friend of mine might be a 'jakker because he had an AI generated realistic soyjak in his video folder he watched with another guy while i stalked on them
Another thing is that his folder is full of ugly dysgenic inbreds and actual gay porn (he had a video of some dude in balaclava jerking off hinself)

 

[4tehlulz]

The Cobson speaks at ACK-night

 

[1844 or Something]

Damn bro, you were kind of cringe back in March

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Damn bro, you were kind of cringe back in March

was I? I usually posted in purple for "ironic" shitposts like this

 

[Zondien]

was I? I usually posted in purple for "ironic" shitposts like this

Your SmallAnus bbc post wasn't written in purple doe.