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Proof I'm Autistic

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
You forgot the rest of the quote; "But those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn will be the ones who can breed." and that's why Idiocracy was a movie that was made o algo
 
You forgot the rest of the quote; "But those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn will be the ones who can breed." and that's why Idiocracy was a movie that was made o algo
we was do in some gang stalking on halloween night
when we saw some cracker's house it had a solitary light

we went up to his window and we had a look inside
we saw a cracker with a burger and a tube of astroglide

and what he did next we could not believe our eyes
he put his dick up to the burger and slid it deep inside

it's a boner in a burger bun
i seen it all and now i'm done
we just watched him as he cum
this halloween sure ain't no fun

it's a boner in a burger bun
my mind it went completely numb
you could not make up shit this dumb
i guess you'd call it zero sum

it's a boner in a burger bun
i seen it all and now i'm done
we just watched him as he cum
this halloween sure ain't no fun

it's a boner in a burger bun
my mind it went completely numb
you could not make up shit this dumb
i guess you'd call it zero sum

did you hear me?
the dude is fucking a hamburger
now he's talking about mork and cunt
what the fuck is that?

it's a boner in a burger bun
i seen it all and now i'm done
we just watched him as he cum
this halloween sure ain't no fun

it's a boner in a burger bun
my mind it went completely numb
you could not make up shit this dumb
i guess you'd call it zero sum

it's a boner in a burger bun
i seen it all and now i'm done
we just watched him as he cum
this halloween sure ain't no fun

it's a boner in a burger bun
my mind it went completely numb
you could not make up shit this dumb
i guess you'd call it zero sum

and now he just sitting there saying the craziest shit
he be talking about dripping gravy and about squishy fishy lips

he starts singing out loud about hubba bubba membrane
he ain't got nothing on and he be totally insane
 
we was do in some gang stalking on halloween night
when we saw some cracker's house it had a solitary light

we went up to his window and we had a look inside
we saw a cracker with a burger and a tube of astroglide

and what he did next we could not believe our eyes
he put his dick up to the burger and slid it deep inside

it's a boner in a burger bun
i seen it all and now i'm done
we just watched him as he cum
this halloween sure ain't no fun

it's a boner in a burger bun
my mind it went completely numb
you could not make up shit this dumb
i guess you'd call it zero sum

it's a boner in a burger bun
i seen it all and now i'm done
we just watched him as he cum
this halloween sure ain't no fun

it's a boner in a burger bun
my mind it went completely numb
you could not make up shit this dumb
i guess you'd call it zero sum

did you hear me?
the dude is fucking a hamburger
now he's talking about mork and cunt
what the fuck is that?

it's a boner in a burger bun
i seen it all and now i'm done
we just watched him as he cum
this halloween sure ain't no fun

it's a boner in a burger bun
my mind it went completely numb
you could not make up shit this dumb
i guess you'd call it zero sum

it's a boner in a burger bun
i seen it all and now i'm done
we just watched him as he cum
this halloween sure ain't no fun

it's a boner in a burger bun
my mind it went completely numb
you could not make up shit this dumb
i guess you'd call it zero sum

and now he just sitting there saying the craziest shit
he be talking about dripping gravy and about squishy fishy lips

he starts singing out loud about hubba bubba membrane
he ain't got nothing on and he be totally insane
haha bung head sound like coconut haha
 
haha bung head sound like coconut haha
big thanksgiving turkey ball baster
fetal alcohol donut hole taster

put totem pole in stinky dumpster
only good tit squirt lumpy upward

my bologna's name is supersized
all beef log with boneless thighs

silly rabbi, dicks are for kids

chubby moms lobotomized
chubby moms lobotomized
chubby moms lobotomized
chubby moms lobotomized

cruising for burgers with all the fixin's
mom made gravy with all the drippings
greasy rings got your hotdog sizzling
fish lips rub her clammy nibblings

cruising for burgers with all the fixin's
juicy muffins for buttery foreskins
bigfoot pizza threw up in kitchen
testicles jiggling sickens chickens

cruising for burgers with all the fixin's
smelly creamy chipmunk squishings
hairy meat party with mr. mittens
stir the sauce until it thickens

cruising for burgers with all the fixin's
pasty pockets soft like kittens
rock hard pogo's frozen glisten
egging pink bubblegum ribbons
 
His mindset consists of fleeting interests (brought upon by impulsive in-the-moment thinking, also known as ADHD) that occasionally turn into obsessions about concepts, ideas, words, and snca that dissipate in a matter of days or weeks and are replaced with other fleeting, more or less interesting interests that occasionally turn into obsessions- you get the idea, rinse and repeat. He becomes predictably unpredictable because you don't know what the next thing he's going to ramble on about will be for the next two weeks. If these don't occur through (attempted derailment) posts, then he'll make a thread solely dedicated to that thing he's obsessed with within that moment, which again usually happens because of a previous discussion he had in an unrelated thread.

Pathological corporations pathologizing normal human behavior.
 
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