Discussion Post problems that no one else has besides you

[Zondien]

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[Namefag]

First reply, I just broke this threads hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.

 

[meijak]

My braps aren't toxic enough.

 

[pablo354ef]

My braps are too toxic

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

man im the only one who wishes to be a cute girl

 

[_73]

My dick is so big I have to buy fat people pants so it doesnt get ripped in half by it

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

My dick hits the inside of the toilet bowl when shitting.

 

[evandoe]

Times to times i suffer from a condition where i feel like my body is burning but my hands and feet are as cold as ice blocks.

 

[Watt]

Played a video game around 12 or so years ago. Can't remember the name of the game, and all traces of the game seemingly have vanished from the internet. Might as well have never existed.

 

[Zondien]

Played a video game around 12 or so years ago. Can't remember the name of the game, and all traces of the game seemingly have vanished from the internet. Might as well have never existed.

You gotta go to r/tipofmyjoystick for that, kind sir

 

[dataminedandproud]

girls laugh at my huge penis