Keyed newGOD's Intro to Media Piracy 101

[DarkWaffle]

If you are a piracy newGOD and you wanna watch your movies and tv shows, go get stremio.

Link: https://www.stremio.com

Step 1: click on the link above to make an account and download.
Step 2: right after you downloaded it and fully logged in, exit the app.
Step 3: Click on the link below, and follow the steps

Stremio Account Bootstrapper

Stremio Account Bootstrapper

stremio-account-bootstrapper.vercel.app

Step 4: Once everything is fully synced to the stremio app, go and enjoy.

Inspired by @Steve's Piracy Guide, this is meant for newGODS doebeit.

 

[Gem Control]

1. Get in contact with someone from Bangladesh
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

But you wouldn't steal a healthcare or something... My state representative says this is communism.

 

[dino]

brokies cant afford buying things legally lmao, im reporting you to the police btw

 

[ESLGod]

I pirate indies for fun

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

Use throwaway compewty.
Go to Mcdonalds parking lot
Use free wifi to torrent from pie rat sight
Turn wifi off
Go home
Put flash drive in and move files
Put flash drive in real computer
Free movie and video game award
Mcdonalds wifi shut down and sent angry letter by ISP lawyers award

 

[ESLGod]

Use throwaway compewty.
Go to Mcdonalds parking lot
Use free wifi to torrent from pie rat sight
Turn wifi off
Go home
Put flash drive in and move files
Put flash drive in real computer
Free movie and video game award
Mcdonalds wifi shut down and sent angry letter by ISP lawyers award
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holy trvth nvke saar

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

@ESLGod thats a big brain for your average american chickenfry or something

 

[dino]

I pirate indies for fun

>pirating indie games from small and broke developers

<pirating AAA games from big and wealthy game studios

 

[ESLGod]

>pirating indie games from small and broke developers
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<pirating AAA games from big and wealthy game studios
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total trvth here

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

>Being a pirate on a pirate ship
>Over video games and movies

 

[ESLGod]

View attachment 119994@ESLGod thats a big brain for your average american chickenfry or something

jokes on you, im a brapzilian phonker who came to US to serve to israel

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

jokes on you, im a brapzilian phonker who came to US to serve to israel

EEEERRRM My brapzillian college librarian said xe only made it to racist america because he was white. So you must be white and all white people are colonizers

 

[ESLGod]

EEEERRRM My brapzillian college librarian said xe only made it to racist america because he was white. So you must be white and all white people are colonizers

catched me award

 

[Mongoloigul]

cs.rin.ru

 

[DarkWaffle]

>pirating indie games from small and broke developers
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<pirating AAA games from big and wealthy game studios
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this is me pirating ultratroon