Need to build up some karma for a Reddit account.

[Slvt4BIBISI]

How would I go about this?

 

[Thrembolone]

I used to have a combined 100k+ karma on my old accounts, just post memes on popular subreddits and hope they hit the front page

 

[baqqrih]

Go on r/The10thDentist and say something crazy like "I like the feeling of warmth that I feel when someone else has peed in a swimming pool" with an explanation like "Since the chlorine is going to kill all of the germs anyway, I don't see a reason why I need to fear it, so feeling the comforting warmth, especially in chillier pools, is like a power-up in a video game to me [Reddit moment]; it's temporary, limited-time comfort."
The premise of that place is for people to share very unpopular opinions, and the first rule of it is for the community to upvote posts that they disagree with. You could probably just say something uniquely disgusting or crazy and get at least one hundred.

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Go on r/The10thDentist and say something crazy like "I like the feeling of warmth that I feel when someone else has peed in a swimming pool" with an explanation like "Since the chlorine is going to kill all of the germs anyway, I don't see a reason why I need to fear it, so feeling the comforting warmth, especially in chillier pools, is like a power-up in a video game to me [Reddit moment]; it's temporary, limited-time comfort."
The premise of that place is for people to share very unpopular opinions, and the first rule of it is for the community to upvote posts that they disagree with. You could probably just say something uniquely disgusting or crazy and get at least one hundred.

Will try.

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Will try.

Shit need karma to make karma.

 

[gem]

honestly if i wanted to post i'd just buy a reddit account off some hindu karma farmer for $1
reddit is full of repost spam bots (de-facto allowed as it allows reddit to say it gets activity than it actually has to investors) which is why every subreddit is so assmad about karma requirements and gatekeeping out anyone who has less than 10,000 redditor points (nevermind how you're supposed to get karma if you're not allowed to post anywhere)
so if you can't beat them you might as well join them

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

How about this for r/TIFU?
>So before I start I just want to say I am a HUGE bottom, like I wish I could be property kinda thing. Anyway there’s a chiropractor I go to on a semi monthly basis to alleviate back pain that I’ve had from sleeping on the floor growing up. It went normally until he reached the buttocks. While normally this would be fine I had been of my antidepressants recently and had an extremely strong libido because of this. Unfortunately, as a result of my carelessness I was brought to orgasm when he touched around my tail bone. While I hope he didn’t notice about 5 minutes later he had to leave due to an “emergency” and I honestly feel like a piece of shit by putting him through that. I honestly don’t know what to do because I was recommended him by my dad and I really don’t need his Trump voting ass finding out about my true sexuality, especially in such a shocking way.

TL;DR:
Chiropractor made me cum.

 

[ϪϪϪ]

Just comment shit in the carti subreddit

 

[baqqrih]

Just comment shit in the carti subreddit

Any rap sub-Reddit for that matter, just reply with NBA player quote reaction memes that vaguely relate to the post

 

[MoonMetropolis]

1. Go to 4cuck's /s/ board.

2. Save random pictures of naked women and post them on /r/ass, /r/pussy, /r/Boobies, and other gooner subreddits.

3. ????

4. PROFIT!

 

[Mr. Thrembo 88]

1. Go to 4cuck's /s/ board.

2. Save random pictures of naked women and post them on /r/ass, /r/pussy, /r/Boobies, and other gooner subreddits.

3. ????

4. PROFIT!

You sound experienced in that field

 

[alonso]

Make shitty jokes in r/shitposting's comments