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VOTE! Meximutt Amerimutt or Euromutt

You HAVE to marry one of them and actually kiss and do couple shit with them. Pick.

  • Amerimutt

  • Meximutt

  • Euromutt


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Amerimutt is dead last he has shit in his pants the entire time. Euromutt depends on the interpretation but with the mudslime variant my ass is getting stabbed and rapped. Meximutt isn’t good but at least his pants aren’t shit and he probably won’t try and rape me.
 
A rotound smell to squeeze the funk out of, to tickle the feet of- you know I feel disgusted with myself making overtly fetishistic remarks and attempting to disguise it under the guise of comedy, but at the same time it's still funny in a really shitty McDonalds type of way
Also the joke's only going to so far before people get sick of seeing the meth version of Lee or Mymy shaped like an orange
 
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