Make Spas admin

[Chimperator]

Alright I'm conjuring up an agenda, here's a draft:
Form ministry of competence, headed by Imperator, to ban everyone I don't like
Ban the one person who voted no
alleviate steve of duty based on guilt by association
wordfilter schlog and shlog to slog. It was never schlog. It was never shlog. It has always been slog.
bolster slog's agricultural sector - unban gegbvlls. let ministry of competence determining the banished individuals who are non-hazardous (yurifag, sparkles, konata) and prepare to let them back into the populace
ban all women (you didn't think I'd actually let sparkles stay, did you?)
create /livestock/ to contain the gegbvlls for our amusement
disable polls because democracy sucks
get rid of reaction scores, everyone is equal in the eyes of the ministry.
ban schlog+ and introduce slog- (less is more)
cut foreign influence - ban root and froot
Introduce regular hunger games - the masses need their circuses
Ban dissent - if you're not with us you're against us

>inb4 literally 1984

Based Spas as usual.

 

[Yes]

i would do this as admin
-wordfilter schlog slog shlog etc to SWAG (all caps)
-ban imperator 3000 times and leak all of his ips
-give steve the permission to leak the IPs of anyone who still leaks over him being elected
-rename the site to swagjak.blog
-make groovy a smily
-unban "harmless" gegbvlls like spas said and give reaction score to people who milk them
-remove froot and root as admin, replace mustard as developer with Relish
-opening this site while using schlog+ will redirect you to BLEACHED or something

 

[DonutHole]

If I was admin I'd use my access to the IPs of users to send big brolic black men to rape all the people I dont like.

 

[Gem Control]

>i would do this as admin
>-wordfilter schlog slog shlog etc to SWAG (all caps)
>-ban imperator 3000 times and leak all of his ips
>-give steve the permission to leak the IPs of anyone who still leaks over him being elected
>-rename the site to swagjak.blog
>-make groovy a smily
>-unban "harmless" gegbvlls like spas said and give reaction score to people who milk them
>-remove froot and root as admin
>-opening this site while using schlog+ will redirect you to BLEACHED or something

 

[Yes]

IM LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKING MOOOOOOM HEEEEELP

 

[Gem Control]

IM LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKING MOOOOOOM HEEEEELP

 

[Yiaagwababy or whatever]

NYPA.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

ban schlog+ and introduce slog- (less is more)

@Soygoy?

 

[DonutHole]

@Soygoy?

makes the site into black screen with green text like before GUIs existed

 

[Soygoy]

@Soygoy?

This would essentially just be lynx https://soyjak.blog
so is it even worth it?

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

This would essentially just be lynx https://soyjak.blog
so is it even worth it?

What's Lynx?

 

[Sneedson]

One year ago, a great 'teen, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, made the Sharty. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of soyteens underrepresented who had been seared in the flames of obscurity. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of their captivity.

But a year later, the soyteen still is not free. One year later, the life of the soyteen is still sadly crippled by the manacles of the banhammer and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the soyteen lives on a lonely thread of hatred against them in the midst of a vast ocean of love for other kiwicacas. One hundred years later the soyteen is still languished in the corners of kiwi society and finds himself in exile in his own land. And so we've come here today to dramatize a shameful condition. In a sense we've come to our nation's capital to cash a check.

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

So even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the truth. I have a dream that one day this website will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal (so troons are still men).

I have a dream that one day on the hellish fires in Spergatory, the soyteens will escape it and shift the pendulum.

I have a dream that my four little fans will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the websites they visit but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day down in Forum Discussion with its vicious anti-soyteens, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and NULLification, one day right down in Kiwi Farms soyteen newfags will be able to join hands with male kiwicacas and Beauty Parlor as sisters and brothers. I have a dream today.

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of TTD shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together. Hawk Tuah.

 

[DonutHole]

What's Lynx?

google it.

 

[Soygoy]

What's Lynx?

Lynx for Linux, terminal browser.

 

[NT]

Lynx for Linux, terminal browser.

Also known as deprecated garbage that trannies use to feel special
There are no practical applications for it even in specialized sectors

 

[Chimperator]

Also known as deprecated garbage that trannies use to feel special

@Soygoy how do we respond?

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

Lynx for Linux, terminal browser.

We need this. Make the site less flashy, accessible and appealing so I waste less time on it.
Soygoy I will make you the head of the ministry of advancement (so you can set the site back some 6 decades or so)

 

[Soygoy]

We need this. Make the site less flashy, accessible and appealing so I waste less time on it.
Soygoy I will make you the head of the ministry of advancement (so you can set the site back some 6 decades or so)

How one might go about this is to be considered. A browser extension is a javascript script or a set of JS scripts that run on top of the original page. Creating Schlog Minus would essentially be to remove a lot of pre-existing elements from a web page every single time you load a page, resulting in a huge flash before the intended output. One way to create Schlog Minus would be to create an external program that acts like a browser that parses the html it gets, throws away the javascript and allows you to navigate the site as simply as possible. OR, you could just do this using a .html page with it's own js file that uses fetch requests to parse the schlog page.

People haven't really been good at letting me know what exactly "Schlog Minus" is or what it would look like, perhaps a simple HTML page with no avatars or anything like that? Maybe even a BBS (Builletin Board System)? Or if you used Lynx, like I said, it would look like this:

So for Schlog Minus, the tools for it already exist. If you're looking for a more streamlined experience, I could perhaps provide that, maybe a purely terminal based application that treats the Schlog like a BBS system, for Linux and Windows. There are some issues though, for example, the site mostly uses Javascript, so how would we send messages or interface with something we can't really use? Perhaps we make a C application? Or something that actually loads a web page but doesn't render it?

Schlog Minus to me is a really silly idea and I feel like you need to specify just what exactly you want.

 

[Chimperator]

How one might go about this is to be considered. A browser extension is a javascript script or a set of JS scripts that run on top of the original page. Creating Schlog Minus would essentially be to remove a lot of pre-existing elements from a web page every single time you load a page, resulting in a huge flash before the intended output. One way to create Schlog Minus would be to create an external program that acts like a browser that parses the html it gets, throws away the javascript and allows you to navigate the site as simply as possible. OR, you could just do this using a .html page with it's own js file that uses fetch requests to parse the schlog page.

People haven't really been good at letting me know what exactly "Schlog Minus" is or what it would look like, perhaps a simple HTML page with no avatars or anything like that? Maybe even a BBS (Builletin Board System)? Or if you used Lynx, like I said, it would look like this:

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So for Schlog Minus, the tools for it already exist. If you're looking for a more streamlined experience, I could perhaps provide that, maybe a purely terminal based application that treats the Schlog like a BBS system, for Linux and Windows. There are some issues though, for example, the site mostly uses Javascript, so how would we send messages or interface with something we can't really use? Perhaps we make a C application? Or something that actually loads a web page but doesn't render it?

Schlog Minus to me is a really silly idea and I feel like you need to specify just what exactly you want.

Absolutely hideous.

 

[Soygoy]

Also known as deprecated garbage that trannies use to feel special
There are no practical applications for it even in specialized sectors

Which is exactly what Schlog Minus would be. A joke for no genuine application.