GEG LETTUCE caught LACKING IN O-BLOCK

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>hi lettuce
<hi
>we should go to chicago sometime, you know?
<sure, estonia is getting boring anyway. can you help me wheel down the stairs please?
>sure. flights at 6 in the morning tomorrow so we need to wake up early
tomorrow
>alright lettuce wake up its time to go to chicago
<cool
at the airport
^OKAY show me what's in your bags or some burger like that
^can't have those obsessed kebabs blow up our mcdonalds again
>just hurry up man
^I'M TAKING MY TIME HERE YOU OBSESSED FAGGOT
<calm down
later
>wow chicago looks beautiful
<i think i might've just taken a wrong turn
>what
<yeah let me check the GPS
<"parkway garden homes"
<doesn't sound too bad
>why isnt the car moving
>JIMBO WHY ISN'T THE CAR MOVING WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE
>JIMBO HURRY UP PLEASE I THINK THEY HAVE GUNS
<calm down lettuce i can handle this
^AY MAYNE RUN YO FUCKIN POCKETS WHERE THE FUCK U FROM
^LIL TY! TAKE OFF THEY TIRES!
vaight
<ay mayne we jus on vacashun u kno what im sayin mane
^GIMME YO SHIT FIRST NIGGA
^TJ GET THIS ON CAMERA
vcheck this out yo caught these goofy niggas in our hood mayne
this is so sad like for part 2
 
goosebumps man.gif
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
>hi lettuce
<hi
>we should go to chicago sometime, you know?
<sure, estonia is getting boring anyway. can you help me wheel down the stairs please?
>sure. flights at 6 in the morning tomorrow so we need to wake up early
tomorrow
>alright lettuce wake up its time to go to chicago
<cool
at the airport
^OKAY show me what's in your bags or some burger like that
^can't have those obsessed kebabs blow up our mcdonalds again
>just hurry up man
^I'M TAKING MY TIME HERE YOU OBSESSED FAGGOT
<calm down
later
>wow chicago looks beautiful
<i think i might've just taken a wrong turn
>what
<yeah let me check the GPS
<"parkway garden homes"
<doesn't sound too bad
>why isnt the car moving
>JIMBO WHY ISN'T THE CAR MOVING WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE
>JIMBO HURRY UP PLEASE I THINK THEY HAVE GUNS
<calm down lettuce i can handle this
^AY MAYNE RUN YO FUCKIN POCKETS WHERE THE FUCK U FROM
^LIL TY! TAKE OFF THEY TIRES!
vaight
<ay mayne we jus on vacashun u kno what im sayin mane
^GIMME YO SHIT FIRST NIGGA
^TJ GET THIS ON CAMERA
vcheck this out yo caught these goofy niggas in our hood mayne
this is so sad like for part 2
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my eyes are red from crying and my lip is bleeding from it quivering against my teeth, why would you make this so sad.
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
>hi lettuce
<hi
>we should go to chicago sometime, you know?
<sure, estonia is getting boring anyway. can you help me wheel down the stairs please?
>sure. flights at 6 in the morning tomorrow so we need to wake up early
tomorrow
>alright lettuce wake up its time to go to chicago
<cool
at the airport
^OKAY show me what's in your bags or some burger like that
^can't have those obsessed kebabs blow up our mcdonalds again
>just hurry up man
^I'M TAKING MY TIME HERE YOU OBSESSED FAGGOT
<calm down
later
>wow chicago looks beautiful
<i think i might've just taken a wrong turn
>what
<yeah let me check the GPS
<"parkway garden homes"
<doesn't sound too bad
>why isnt the car moving
>JIMBO WHY ISN'T THE CAR MOVING WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE
>JIMBO HURRY UP PLEASE I THINK THEY HAVE GUNS
<calm down lettuce i can handle this
^AY MAYNE RUN YO FUCKIN POCKETS WHERE THE FUCK U FROM
^LIL TY! TAKE OFF THEY TIRES!
vaight
<ay mayne we jus on vacashun u kno what im sayin mane
^GIMME YO SHIT FIRST NIGGA
^TJ GET THIS ON CAMERA
vcheck this out yo caught these goofy niggas in our hood mayne
this is so sad like for part 2
Click to expand...
this is factual i was there
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
>hi lettuce
<hi
>we should go to chicago sometime, you know?
<sure, estonia is getting boring anyway. can you help me wheel down the stairs please?
>sure. flights at 6 in the morning tomorrow so we need to wake up early
tomorrow
>alright lettuce wake up its time to go to chicago
<cool
at the airport
^OKAY show me what's in your bags or some burger like that
^can't have those obsessed kebabs blow up our mcdonalds again
>just hurry up man
^I'M TAKING MY TIME HERE YOU OBSESSED FAGGOT
<calm down
later
>wow chicago looks beautiful
<i think i might've just taken a wrong turn
>what
<yeah let me check the GPS
<"parkway garden homes"
<doesn't sound too bad
>why isnt the car moving
>JIMBO WHY ISN'T THE CAR MOVING WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE
>JIMBO HURRY UP PLEASE I THINK THEY HAVE GUNS
<calm down lettuce i can handle this
^AY MAYNE RUN YO FUCKIN POCKETS WHERE THE FUCK U FROM
^LIL TY! TAKE OFF THEY TIRES!
vaight
<ay mayne we jus on vacashun u kno what im sayin mane
^GIMME YO SHIT FIRST NIGGA
^TJ GET THIS ON CAMERA
vcheck this out yo caught these goofy niggas in our hood mayne
this is so sad like for part 2
Click to expand...
part 2 due to popular request
^im fuckin tellin you nigga give me your shit or i'mma pop yo ass you AINT LISTENING TO ME IMMA FUCKIN KILL YOU AND TAKE THAT SHIT MYSELF
<aye aye aye chill chill mayne chill out i aint here to cause trouble
<yo lettuce grab da muhfugen key and open da trunk
>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE SPEAKING NIGGERBABBLE JIMBO PLEASE TELL ME WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
^AYE FUCK YOU SAY?? AY GET OUT THE FUCKIN CAR RIGHT NOW NIGGA I AINT PLAYIN WITCHU
>HEY HEY LEAVE ME ALONE JIMBO HELP ME JIMBO PLEASE HE'S GONNA FUCKING KILL ME MAN I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
>JIMBO HELP
^RUN YO FUCKIN POCKETS
^TY RUN HIM A FADE BRO THIS NIGGA CALLED ME SOME SHIT NO WHITE BOY SHOULD EVER BE SAYING ROUND HERE
vI GOTCHU NIGGA
Lettuce is then brutally assaulted by 5 black men while held at gunpoint
^WE AINT DONE YET LIL NIGGA
One of the fine African American gentlemen would pull out a loaded firearm and aim it at Lettuce.
^SAY "IM A GAY ASS NIGGA"
>IM A GAY ASS NIGGA
^SAY "I LOVE BLAKPIPO"
>I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE
^SAY "I LOVE BEING ZESTY"
>I LOVE BEING ZESTY
^YEAH DAS RITE
^SAY "IM A GOOFY"
>IM A GOOFY
^SAY "I LOVE DICK"
>I...
^COME ON SAY THAT SHIT
^IMMA BLOW YO FUCKIN BRAINS OUT SAY "I LOVE DICK"
>I LOVE DICK
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
part 2 due to popular request
^im fuckin tellin you nigga give me your shit or i'mma pop yo ass you AINT LISTENING TO ME IMMA FUCKIN KILL YOU AND TAKE THAT SHIT MYSELF
<aye aye aye chill chill mayne chill out i aint here to cause trouble
<yo lettuce grab da muhfugen key and open da trunk
>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE SPEAKING NIGGERBABBLE JIMBO PLEASE TELL ME WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
^AYE FUCK YOU SAY?? AY GET OUT THE FUCKIN CAR RIGHT NOW NIGGA I AINT PLAYIN WITCHU
>HEY HEY LEAVE ME ALONE JIMBO HELP ME JIMBO PLEASE HE'S GONNA FUCKING KILL ME MAN I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING
>JIMBO HELP
^RUN YO FUCKIN POCKETS
^TY RUN HIM A FADE BRO THIS NIGGA CALLED ME SOME SHIT NO WHITE BOY SHOULD EVER BE SAYING ROUND HERE
vI GOTCHU NIGGA
Lettuce is then brutally assaulted by 5 black men while held at gunpoint
^WE AINT DONE YET LIL NIGGA
One of the fine African American gentlemen would pull out a loaded firearm and aim it at Lettuce.
^SAY "IM A GAY ASS NIGGA"
>IM A GAY ASS NIGGA
^SAY "I LOVE BLAKPIPO"
>I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE
^SAY "I LOVE BEING ZESTY"
>I LOVE BEING ZESTY
^YEAH DAS RITE
^SAY "IM A GOOFY"
>IM A GOOFY
^SAY "I LOVE DICK"
>I...
^COME ON SAY THAT SHIT
^IMMA BLOW YO FUCKIN BRAINS OUT SAY "I LOVE DICK"
>I LOVE DICK
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FUCKING KILL URSELF RETARD
 
Lettuce said:
@doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe imagine calling me a gegbvll why dont u go get groomed again and cut urself for soyjakfan
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Lettuce said:
@doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe groomed
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^ight we done here lets dip
>f-fuck you n-nigger
^WHAT DID I JUST SAY
^YOU WANT MORE WITEBOY?
>NO NO NO STOP IT IM SORRY PLEASE
>PLEASE IM SORRY MAN DONT BEAT ME UP AGAIN PLEASE
They would then proceed to beat Lettuce until he was left unconscious and shot him 27 times but missing all of their shots because they are niggers. Jimbo, however, was let off and told to "fuck outta here before you end up like that pussy ass nigga". Jimbo would never hear from Lettuce again.
 
doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe said:
^ight we done here lets dip
>f-fuck you n-nigger
^WHAT DID I JUST SAY
^YOU WANT MORE WITEBOY?
>NO NO NO STOP IT IM SORRY PLEASE
>PLEASE IM SORRY MAN DONT BEAT ME UP AGAIN PLEASE
They would then proceed to beat Lettuce until he was left unconscious and shot him 27 times but missing all of their shots because they are niggers. Jimbo, however, was let off and told to "fuck outta here before you end up like that pussy ass nigga". Jimbo would never hear from Lettuce again.
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making LITERAL FANFICTION wont ungroom or unrape you
 
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