Coal itt: we post incredibly boring information about our lives

[Fagon]

i accidentally swallowed a little toothpaste

 

[Coalyma (Big fat crybaby)]

I am a cuckold irl

 

[Hydrosophy]

I can't remember the last time I looked forward to anything.

 

[tanzanite]

i have a dog

 

[ILoveVesna]

im a shitskin or whatever

 

[1844 or Something]

I just got a new dog

 

[Steve]

I hate dogs

 

[Steve]

>2 jartycucks and 1 rape within a minute
Uh oh puppycord woke up

 

[Chvd33p]

I have a scar on my left hand due to a dog's bite, I could see nerve and tendons right away, but it didn't bleed much, if any.

 

[Jimb0]

I have a scar on my thumb muscle from when I was playing with a glass jar in a bathtub and broke the jar

 

[Jimb0]

My dad also once bought me a tube of toothpaste with strawberry flavour and I ate it all while watching tv

 

[Fagon]

I have a scar on my thumb muscle from when I was playing with a glass jar in a bathtub and broke the jar

why were you playing with a glass jar in the bathtub
also since we're talking about scars now, I have a scar on the right side of my forehead from smashing my head into a piece of wood when i was like 4.

 

[Jimb0]

why were you playing with a glass jar in the bathtub
also since we're talking about scars now, I have a scar on the right side of my forehead from smashing my head into a piece of wood when i was like 4.

didn't have toys in my shitty when growing up hence the jar

 

[sodack]

In third grade this girl who was mean to me put her hand over my mouth because she wanted me to stop talking so I licked her hand and she screamed.

 

[sodack]

I also had a necklace with a bug in it that I’d wear every day and when someone would ask to touch it I’d put it in my mouth and then spit it out and tell them they could touch it.

 

[ilikeslime]

I am in a car

 

[Jimb0]

I am sitting

 

[Fagon]

im eating baby carrots

 

[Jimb0]

cool

 

[ILoveVesna]

someone farted in class just now geg